Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)
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I'm alone at my desk (and I am) when suddenly, with a loud crash, zombies break my window and begin squeezing through (it's not a very big window)! I completely disregard the fact that exactly to my left I keep my katana behind my computer desk (I'm not kidding, that's where I keep it, but it would be too easy - the thing's dangerously sharp and would make it too easy, and where's the fun in that?), instead looking for less obvious ways to defend myself and my home...
To my left I find:
1. Empty soda cans (pretty useless unless I use them to distract the zombies by throwing them or perhaps peeing in them and then throwing them, so they have biological smell and the sound of it hitting some distant area. This would give me the opportunity to get the jump on them from behind).
2. Two tall glasses, one filled with cranberry juice and the other half full of water (gotta stay hydrated but if I'm not allowed to go into the bathroom then this is all I have to drink. If all else fails, they're very thick, big glasses, so I could bash a zombie over the head or throw one if needed).
3. Plastic jar full of pens and a broken pencil. (If my yet to be disclosed Plan A fails, I could use some of the more sturdy pens as weapons, but that would require being in direct contact with the zombie, likely getting zombie brains on me and further risking infection, so this isn't preferable).
4. Mr Bones: 3 foot tall realistic model skeleton, on its metal stand. (The metal stand is in two parts, a strong, sturdy steel rod and a hard, heavy metal base. Let's call this Plan A. I remove the metal rod from the base stand. The holes in either end are not big enough to fit a pen or pencil into and it's not sharp on either end, since the stand and the skeleton have the screws that connect to the rod and not the other way around. It is however long enough that I can use it as a weapon. The stand base would pack a punch if I conked someone over the head with it, too.)
5. Bathroom door. (My bathroom is directly to my left but for the sake of keeping things simple I won't go in and grab the plunger or shower curtain rod or the dagger I keep under the sink for some reason).
The Plan:
They're coming at me, I take Mr Bones off his stand and throw it at the first zombie, doing zero damage but amusing me slightly. I detach the metal rod and use this as my main weapon, swinging it at them and jabbing them in the neck with it. It's not sharp but it's wide enough and heavy enough to do some damage. When one gets too close, I stab at its legs until it falls over, set the rod aside for a moment, grab the skeleton's base stand, and bash the zombie's head in with it since it's got a big screw sticking out of it and weighs a lot.
To my left I find:
1. Empty soda cans (pretty useless unless I use them to distract the zombies by throwing them or perhaps peeing in them and then throwing them, so they have biological smell and the sound of it hitting some distant area. This would give me the opportunity to get the jump on them from behind).
2. Two tall glasses, one filled with cranberry juice and the other half full of water (gotta stay hydrated but if I'm not allowed to go into the bathroom then this is all I have to drink. If all else fails, they're very thick, big glasses, so I could bash a zombie over the head or throw one if needed).
3. Plastic jar full of pens and a broken pencil. (If my yet to be disclosed Plan A fails, I could use some of the more sturdy pens as weapons, but that would require being in direct contact with the zombie, likely getting zombie brains on me and further risking infection, so this isn't preferable).
4. Mr Bones: 3 foot tall realistic model skeleton, on its metal stand. (The metal stand is in two parts, a strong, sturdy steel rod and a hard, heavy metal base. Let's call this Plan A. I remove the metal rod from the base stand. The holes in either end are not big enough to fit a pen or pencil into and it's not sharp on either end, since the stand and the skeleton have the screws that connect to the rod and not the other way around. It is however long enough that I can use it as a weapon. The stand base would pack a punch if I conked someone over the head with it, too.)
5. Bathroom door. (My bathroom is directly to my left but for the sake of keeping things simple I won't go in and grab the plunger or shower curtain rod or the dagger I keep under the sink for some reason).
The Plan:
They're coming at me, I take Mr Bones off his stand and throw it at the first zombie, doing zero damage but amusing me slightly. I detach the metal rod and use this as my main weapon, swinging it at them and jabbing them in the neck with it. It's not sharp but it's wide enough and heavy enough to do some damage. When one gets too close, I stab at its legs until it falls over, set the rod aside for a moment, grab the skeleton's base stand, and bash the zombie's head in with it since it's got a big screw sticking out of it and weighs a lot.
A Wacom Bambo graphics tablet.
I'm fucked.
Expecially since on my right I have a machete/shotgun combo weapon.
I'm fucked.
Expecially since on my right I have a machete/shotgun combo weapon.
I have a box of Xbox games, a bookshelf with around 200 books, and a pair of jeans. Oh, and a globe.
I'll think of something.
I'll think of something.
and you can't smother a zombie because they're not breathing, now are they? XD maybe the zipper in that pillow could come in handy though, get the zipper out and you could strangle them with it til their heads fall off, or maybe put the open pillow over one zombie's head and shove him in the direction of his comrades, let them duke it out.
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A coffee mug, expired cough syrup, and a pocket knife. So, who want's to hang with the drowsy guy with a knife?
Lucky me I got a Katana and a guitar. Dont know how to use either of them but I would just keep swinging away until I was victorious or over-run
A modest collection of combat knives, steel-toed boots, my machete, a large book case with a psychology text book, and a hill outside my window... zombie tobogganing anyone? Or maybe I can just get them into talking about their feelings?
Also are the zombies are like the ones from Highschool of the Dead, blind and reliant on sound? If so, then all I gotta do is shut the hell up and not touch any of them...
Also are the zombies are like the ones from Highschool of the Dead, blind and reliant on sound? If so, then all I gotta do is shut the hell up and not touch any of them...
cheese doodles and headphones.... what the fuck am i gonna do?!
just thought of something, i can distract the zombies with the cheese doodles, then i can sneak up on them, put the headphones on them and play a justina bieber song, making their heads explode
just thought of something, i can distract the zombies with the cheese doodles, then i can sneak up on them, put the headphones on them and play a justina bieber song, making their heads explode
Remove the casing, sharpen/reinforce the blades and remove the cage. Done.JUMBO PALACE said:
OP: I have a wall, my schoolbag and a chest of drawers full of clothes.
However in the room to my left my brother has a shotgun. Yay Older Brothers!