Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[Synek]

An 8 ball,Math book,ak-47 replica and a calculator.
Could be quite interesting.

 

[toastmaster2k8]

Lucky me, all the guns and ammo are to my left in the safe. lets list the contents.
3 30-30 rifles ( one is scoped)
An M1a1 with 2 20 round clips
a Mossberg 835 Turkey tactical
2 1911 with 1 extended Mags
a XDm 9mm with a 19 round clip +1 in the chamber
a few 243 bolt actions
a couple knifes
2 GIANT boxes of various ammos (there 50. Cal sized cans)
2 smaller ones with various ammos ( 7.62)
and a stapler

Ima go with the stapler.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

damn it's only my bokken to my left.....
if only i could have whatever is to my right.....

 

[HandsomeJack]

Ha HA, my sword rack! I lucked out! If you want to be real specific it is directly at a historical reproduction of a greek xiphos sword forged from bronze. Just above it on the wall is my bronze shield. I get to go Achillies on the asses of the dead!

 

[MrHero17]

Damn, I have a baseball bat resting to my right side. Guess I'm going to have to go with the wooden chair next to me, I figure I could use it to push a zombie away until I find something better.

 

[Kuilui]

Let see for me it is a pair of binoculars a metal storage box easily swingable. A wooden picture frame, my workout gloves. A candle and a glass dish. Not totally awful.

Its a shame you didn't say directly in front of you. I have a hunting rifle and a Thompson in front of me and then theirs the gun safe lol.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

my phone, a water bottle, 2 colognes my tv 2 boxes, another phone and some 3d glasses.
I really am fucked if don't become ingeniously cunning.

 

[tehweave]

A basket full of clothes, my backpack with a notebook, paper, and pens in it, a megaton of books (lets say 100) and my guitar...

Best zombie apocalypse ever.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

How would I....use a wall.

 

[Wylade]

my Ipod, a remote, and an Xbox controller. Also, some gum.

 

[X10J]

I'ts times like these that make me happy that I have a claymore(sword) and a Katana in my closet, which is to my left.

 

[skeliton112]

A printer, my Ipod, my coffee and my computer tower.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

My weapon is an xbox controller, a watermelon, and an old crappy radio. And a dog basket.

 

[Pegghead]

It is a small brass statue of a ballerina, her leg is poking outwards so it's got the potential to gore and to wollop.

 

[tjcross]

A wall. I'm screwed...

*Snip.

We'll use our walls together and rule the world!

We only need 2 more then we have an invincible fortress!

i have a wall that makes three

i have our last wall. now we just need a name and we're sorted.

how about fort Crap i forgot my ipod

 

[Adamc-mh]

I got bunch of lego,spyro the dragon for the ps1,my phone and a pillow I'm fucked.

 

[kevinsux909]

a metal speaker and a leather paperweight, and some pencils
(where's Macgyver when you need him?)

 

[captaincabbage]

A huge metal fan is on my left, so I'd rather that than all the other crap on my left which is mostly mugs, glasses, my phone and clothing.

 

[dbmountain]

a paring knife and a sachet of triops eggs. also, 6 reese's buttercups

 

[C95J]

An iPod docking station, and the various pieces of miscellaneous crap that fills my needless shelf's...