Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

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Varini

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Why did it have to be left. Nice, I get a window. I guess if I jump out there are cars out there...
 

Sakeretsu

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hum To my left ...let's see :3 wooden chairs ,heavy wooden table with a table cloth ,a fan ,a large alunminium lamp ,a smaller iron lamp ,a medium sized sturdy wooden plank and an assortiment of candles and glasses .
I could hoard off the initial wave ,it would be much better if i had some matches .
Zombie Bonfire!!!!
 

Gralian

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Oh man, why couldn't you have said on my right? Then i'd at least have a pair of scissors!

As it stands, i have... picture frames, some fruit pastels, my keys, a glass, a few pc game boxes, some wires and books. I suppose i could smash the glass and hope one end of it is very jagged while the other is relatively unscathed; a makeshift 'broken bottle' that's popular in bar fights would probably be better than nothing. Alternatively, i might bring some wires along to bind zombies to a point to stop them chasing me throughout the house - think Silent Hill 4 when you pin ghosts with the Sword of Obedience. Not that that'd be practical, or easy to do, mind. Another alternative is to tie the wire on the keys and try to use it as a makeshift flail, but i don't think it'd be strong enough to do any real damage.
 

Asehujiko

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Laptop, external HD, left front speaker, left rear speaker, half-empty glass of coke, a teddy bear, a WH40K novel and my games collection. I think I'm fucked.
 

godofallu

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I have a Flask and some chocolaty pretzels.

[Godofallu's roommate]: I have my roomate, who's a 3rd degree blackbelt, plays zombie apocalypse games obsessively, and spends WAY too much time on this forum. ...of course, he's only got a flask and pretzels. They're going to eat my weapon's brains... :-/
 

Thisshouldsay2K

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There's an axe leaning against the left side of my desk(You can reach a weapon from any spot in my room within one step), and on the desk to the left of my keyboard are a stereo unit, and a couple pens. I guess I'll go with the axe :D

EDIT: and some vodka and other assorted alcohol bottles within arm's reach if I lean over a little.
 

Anagram

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The house's gas mains. Well, if im gonna go down, might aswell go with a bang.

EDIT: Could pull out a pipe and bludgeon them to death I suppose.
 

Iron Mal

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Technically, on my left there are other rooms I could search for weaponary (knifes and other bladed impliments in the Kitchen, a couple of training swords in my room, my Dad left some martial arts equipment in the loft and so on).

All of this is technically on my left so I have an entire house at my disposal.
 

Ickorus

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Iron Mal said:
Technically, on my left there are other rooms I could search for weaponary (knifes and other bladed impliments in the Kitchen, a couple of training swords in my room, my Dad left some martial arts equipment in the loft and so on).

All of this is technically on my left so I have an entire house at my disposal.
Im gonna go ahead and say things to your immediate left otherwise you could technically take things on your right because if you go far enough around the world travelling left you'd eventually end up with what is on your right being on your left.
 

Fishehh

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My computer is in my hall, so my left is my Sis's Bed, a Laundry / Pantry, and a bathroom, so I got a barricade (barricade the stair w/ the bed, ass ton of canned foods, and 3 4L bottles of bleach, and a bathroom, I'M FULLY STOCKED!!
 

GrymZero

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I have a shortsword on my wall to my left, as well as a medieval gauntlet, a dagger-shaped letter opener, and various other medieval memorabilia...I'm a bit of a medieval junkie.
 

captainwillies

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I have a bible, the "Tibetan Book of Living and Dying", 2 other books and a fedora.

Its like I'm some kind of nerdy Indiana Jones.