Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

[person427]

A 10 gallon tank filled about half way with water, a lot of gravel, a turtle basking dock, a big rock, a little castle, a heat lamp, and my turtle. Oh, and the original Planet of the Apes on VHS.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Lexmark printer >.>

 

[societysatfault]

deodorent, a stone chess set and a gameboy ds...could be worse all in all

 

[moretimethansense]

A desktop fan, a cordless phone, a PSP a pair of scissors, some pens, a broken 30cm ruler, a small pile of games, aprox 200 blank/used blank discs, a burned out 128 mb nVidia graphics card, two 512 mb DDR2 ram sticks, a lava lamp and a copy of The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchet.

Do I win?

 

[Indju]

A guy playing World of Warcraft..

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 

[lumenadducere]

I have a Sigg bottle filled with water and my bed. I guess my best bet is to hide under the covers until the whole thing blows over.

 

[finalguy]

lucky me, i have FROSTMOURNE to the left.. well immediatly to the left is another monitor but THEN its frostmourne, along with a FFS sign,suckers, and other asorted candy

 

[Eternalsun]

4 Metal curtain rods. I can deal with that

 

[Cobbs]

I get a CD wallet, a few books and a binder, a guitar hero guitar and drawer, a can of deoderatn and a arse load of various medications.
..............
Shit

 

[foodmaniac]

A fold up chair... Wonderful

 

[Double A]

I have a pillow, a bowl and spoon, and a heavy backpack on wheels.

But technically, everything is to my left because the earth is a sphere, so I can go grab my claymore from my room because the most dangerous thing I have next to me is a fucking spoon.

 

[Arisato-kun]

So a campaign sign for a local politician and a pirate hat? Dammit.

 

[Danish_4116]

Beer Stein FTW!

 

[theminiarkana]

A.....lamp and my speakers.....
Hmm.....

 

[andacg1]

Wel, I've got 6 claymores, a shotgun, an M4A1, and a helicopter with miniguns attached...
but those are all to my right..... DAMMIT
To my left, my Logitech G13? The power of monocolor screen technology will BURN THIER EYES!

 

[Segadroid]

Um... Pfffff... Mind you, I have my desk set up in a corner, so all my working stuff is lying to the left of me.

On my left is now one of my PC speakers, a small bag full of pens and sharpeners and my desklight.

I guess I can use the desklight as a blunt object. I can break open the sharpeners and tape the blades onto a Peter Parker-pen for stabbing at short range. Furthermore, I have 2 compasses, binoculars, and my telephone. Also on my left.

Yeah, I think I'll manage.

 

[Beastmaster]

2 lighters, a bag of crisps, 2 batteries, and a phone charger. shit. i have a knife and some ninja stars and a tomahawk to my right. fuckin useless now. left side sucks.

 

[HuntrRose]

Hmm... several laptops, keyboards, a flatscreen, my ZEN and headset. A large amount of cables... Hmm.. guess I'll be able to make some decent melee weapons. Plus I have my music =)