Your weapon of choice for a zombie apocolypse.

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TitanGear

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Melee: Riddick's Blades from "Chronicles of Riddick". I actually have them ^_^
Ranged: 50lbs Power crossbow (so I can actually retrieve the ammo)
Backup: any 22. caliber weapon since they just need brain trauma to stop em and there is a crapton of those bullets and they are extremely light.

Fantasy weapons: The sniper from Mass effect which has pretty much unlimited ammo from a block of nano-metal, the Fatboy from FO=3 and the laser from Congo with a bag of the diamonds it uses for fuel so I can clear streets of zombies by decapitation.
 

TheDarklite

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My Main would be any light weight bolt action rifle. Even a .22 with a small magazine would do. It would be easy to carry and I could have plenty of ammunition. It would have a high enough velocity to enter the skull, but not enough to exit... meaning it would bounce around in there mashing the brains up :p

My Secondary would be either a hatchet or a long non-serrated knife. If you get surrounded or are in close quarters then a rifle will not do you much good, and you can't afford to stop and reload a sidearm. A hatchet would work well because you can easily get some momentum into your swing but it may be a little awkward to use. If I had a knife it would need to have a smooth blade so it wouldn't catch in the zombie's flesh or bone.

My Sidearm would be a revolver of some description. I would choose this over a magazine fed pistol as I could reload this a lot quicker, especially if I only needed one bullet or so.

If the impossible happened and a zombie apocalypse occurred, at least my plan is a bit more solid than some others I have heard... ;)
 

Ikaruga33

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Flame thrower like the genius above me said

Some light weight weapon for close encountrs and twin uzi
 

Engarde

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Australia is my weapon. Let the bastards try get me, through the snakes and spiders and kangaroos and koalas and crocodiles. And even THAT is if they get past the drop bears...
 

Deadyawn

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loc978 said:
EllEzDee said:
AmrasCalmacil said:
I heard from someone that an Entrenching Tool is apparently meant to make a good weapon against zombies, not to mention it would be handy.
Why would digging a trench stop a zombie? If anything, you'd trap yourself. Wait, wait, are these zombies who can use guns/artillery? Like super-duper zombies?
Dig a trench? Hah! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7EdhnReYH0]
That is the most badass hand trowl in existence. I am scared.
 

Deadyawn

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Okay lets see. Zombie apocalypse weapons... Melee is crowbar. Every self-respecting zombie survivor should have one. Primary weapon would be...a coilgun (wikipedia says they exist)! Oh yeah hyper accelerated projectiles! And my sidearm would be a .44. Because I have always wanted one.
 

StormShaun

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Lets see here...

A sword
a crowbar
my fists
any other malee weapon...

A anything gun, turns anything into bullets...hell yeh infinite bullets...
 

Chewster

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I too was thinking of saying "lightsabre" and ending it there, but think again friends: who amongst us commands the Force strongly enough to not cut off our own legs the first time we start swinging that thing around like a g-string at a strip club?

No one, that's who.
 

BlackSaint09

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Im sorry for not reading through the forums proper but ive been meaning to ask(forgive my ignorance) but why did you keep saying "we" when youre not from America?

O.O sorry for posting on the wrong thread too many tabs were open...

Any way i would use a scythe thats completely made out of metal! ^^
 

PixelJunk

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M19A11 retrofitted with suppressor to not attract hordes. Very easy to maintain and lovely performance. KA-BAR fighting and utility knife with a few coats of non reflective matte to reduce light reflections and promote stealth. Winchester 1886 with modified KA-BAR lock for bayonet purposes. The heavy frame with KA-BAR makes it a more than formidable close combat weapon should things get too close.

Edit:

Apparently we can do fake weapons too... Well... portal gun, with the ability to adjust the size of the portals. Not only can I get away easily, I can trap hordes and move them away from me. Tau Fire Warrior Pulse Rifle "for obvious reasons". A side arm that shoots out Pikmin. That is all.
 

StBishop

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Compound Bow, Easy to hold drawn for a long time, much easier to acquire in Australia (same goes for ammunition) and I know how to make strings and arrows.
Hallagan Tool, open doors, kill zombies
Shark suit, no one's piercing my skin.
 

MrJKapowey

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If they are 'head-shot only' zombies:

Main: L85A2, 5.56mm Bullpup assault rifle with select fire and a SUSAT 4x optical scope. I know how to use, strip and clean this weapon system so I wouldn't die because it is in bad condition or I get a jam and panic, it is pretty compact and light weight whilst the scope means that I can engage foreheads accurately at a longer range.

Secondary: A crowbar because it can crush skulls and perform other useful
tasks without getting blunt :)

Sidearm: A Sig Sauer P226, because NCIS use it so I think it's cool. (Yes I'm an NCIS fan)


If they are simply diesesed-human (i.e. body shots can kill) zombies:

Main: See above main weapon because it's cool, but instead of a SUSAT I go for an L17A2 UGL, all the better to blow holes in walls and destroy crowds!

Secondary: See above.

Sidearm: A flare gun because if they're diesesed humans then they feel pain, and get hurt and will die from extensive nerve system damage, even maybe running from me in pain (they're basically feral humans). Therefore I fire a large explosive round which will set them all on fire upon detonation. Problem solved.

The sections in bold are the important bits, why I've chosen that weapon.
 

Shoqiyqa

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Sam Warrior said:
... a pistol with easy to get ammo ...
Smart Warrior!

Yes, that right there is why you want a 9mm, a .45 and a .22LR. Ammo for them is everywhere. It's also why you want the 12-ga shotgun even though the 20's lighter, easier to carry, easier to control and more comfortable in use. You're just that little bit more likely to find ammo in 12. If you're in a group (good idea too) you probably want weapons in multiple calibres correspondign to the most widely available ammo rather than all using 5.56mm to make supply simple, the way the army does it.

Speaking of 5.56mm, I'd want a rifle that fires that stuff and some time to zero it with that and learn where it puts .223 bullets, because a 5.56mm rifle can use that stuff too. I'd probably use the .22LR (or .22SSS works too) at shorter ranges where possible, though. I don't really think stray chunks of lead and copper pinging around the town at Mach 3 is a good idea even if most of the other people are already undead.

For "a" pistol, I choose the Browning Hi-Power and Colt M1911 .45 so I can use 9mm and .45ACP supplies, sound suppressors to protect my hearing so I can hear the b_____ds coming.

The projectile weapon that turns "anything" into a missile is eitehr a modified crossbow or a simple, old-fashioned slingshot. I'd need to practise for a while before I was any use with it but how soon are you likely to run out of rocks, coins, chunks of concrete, loose bolts, ... ?

Then it's melee time! I have the crowbar and axe here, but I think I'd be looking for a spear or naginata or a way to make my own (garden centre up the road, salvaged old leaf spring, grinding wheel, bit of time, drill, couple of bolts, four washers, two nuts ...) because decomposing corpse is not really something you want to get on you. A long-handled mace would work, too, as long as you had room to swing it.

Also good to have: biker leathers, tent, roll mat, sleeping bag, torch, rechargeable batteries, solar recharger, two-way radios, wind-up AM/FM radio, utility knife, tool kit, water bottles, purifying drops, neutralising drops, rope, whistle, compass, maps, plenty of spare socks, rucksack, webbing, warm gear, binoculars (or a telescopic sight on one of your rifles), waterproof matches, flint and steel, tinder box, flare gun and flares, this MEAN branch saw I have ... and, thinking about it a little more, maybe my cousin's boat. An island's easier to clear and any mainland zombies that try to walk out to it on the seabed are going to get eaten, especially once the fish "stocks" have had time to take advantage of the sudden deaths of all the fishermen.

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Fictional? Hrm ... assuming I can get mana refills somehow, Wraithverge and Bloodscourge ought to do pretty well, a Halo:CE Scorpion, Warthog and/or Banshee would really help, a UNMC sniper from Halo:CE or one of the security team from original Half-life would be very handy to have along and the (WW2 version) Enemy Territory field op's binoculars not only fill the binoculars requirement above but also come with the ability to drop mortar rounds anywhere exposed to the sky within your line of sight.

Those L4D zombies that cluster around anything loud and/or flashing are drawn to car alarms, aren't they? Shoot out car windows in a distant car park until an alarm goes off, wait for them to crawl all over it and then drop a few rounds of 81mm frag on them ... or just one RP incendiary, although the game didn't provide them.

Oh, X-Com: Enemy Unknown laser rifles. Oh, yes. Them. They'll burn the wall off a warehouse at a hundred paces (or, presumably, being lasers, 2000 paces as long as your aim's steady enough) and they never run out of power.

..... or just the rifle from City Of Heroes. The one you get as a Blaster, Corruptor or Defender, that gives you Burst, Slug, Buckshot, Sniper Shot, Full Auto, M30 Grenade, Flamethrower and Ignite powers and never runs out of ammo, just takes a few seconds to recharge each power. How even an 8' amazon lugs a weapon like that around, I don't know, but it'd solve all kinds of zombie problems, wouldn't it?
 

MarcFirewing

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.45 USP Tactical Handgun with Suppressor & Flashlight: Simple enough, plus silent enough to keep from more of them spawning.

M4 Carbine: If one thing Counter-Strike, Splinter Cell: Conviction, and Call of Duty has all taught me, it's that this gun is very customizable. Able to adapt to many situations easily. Usually with suppressor and night vision/thermal scope.

Metal Baseball Bat: Lightweight, easy to carry and store, as well as durable for a long time when bashing heads in.
 

Chas Bowman

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my three weapons would be these

1) cold steel Indian war club with my carbon steel tip
2) my 53in hand forged carbon steel naginata
3) my projectiles ( bo-shuriken and cold steel shuriken)

and i would bring my small wet stone to keep my blade sharp haha