Your weapon of choice for a zombie apocolypse.

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Lokanth

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Gaiseric

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I'd go with my SU-16CA its light, fairly accurate, can fold up for storage, use .223 or 5.56 NATO, can use most M-16 or AR-15 mags.
A Mossberg with a variety of shells(Buck, slugs, flares, etc).
And a H&K Mk.23 w/Suppressor(or an Axe cause when won't that come in handy)
 

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Drake_Dercon

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Semi-auto shotgun (suggested by the zombie survival guide, because it's effective and doesn't waste ammo) a silenced (so as not to attract attention) mid-sized round semi-auto pistol because ammo is relatively effective, cheap and easy to come by and a generous amount of zombie vaccine. Failing that, flash grenades; a risk only to be taken if there is no other potential of escape, though a gladius might also be desirable because it allows to chop off the zombies' heads while keeping them off your arms and still being relatively light. Actually, swap that last one for the pistol, because it's easier to hit things with a sword and you get about the same practical range while being stampeded by a zombie horde. And friends, they don't count as weapons, but they are quite essential.
 

TacticalAssassin1

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Byere said:
well, as a tool, this thing
As a long range weapon, probably a reliable handgun with common (or easy to make) ammo... and forgive me, I'm not good with gun names. Also, a laser sight added to it would be useful too. I'd also pick a rifle, preferably with a sniping scope, if no handgun was available.

For a melee weapon, I'd have to go with just a solid metal pole, an axe (like a fireman's axe) or one of my usable swords (many of my collection are display only)

In all honesty though, if there was a zompocalypse happen, I think we all would just use whatever is easiest to get hold of. Hell, I might end up using one of my playstation 2 controllers as bolas or the like :p
I can't believe I watched that entire video. I want one.
Plus, a rifle would be better than a pistol.
 

Kiefer13

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1. A bolt action or semi-automatic rifle. (something like a Mosin Nagant [http://www.deactivated-guns.co.uk/images/uploads/38nagant/38nagant-028185.jpg] or an M1 Garand [http://files.sharenator.com/M1Garand_RE_Post_your_favorite_Guns_3_only-s800x600-58513.jpg])
2. A single action revolver. (something like a Ruger Vaquero [http://www.lipseys.com/eImages/nv455.jpg])
3. A crowbar.
 

zombieeater6000

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for bad ass looks i'd go for .44 magnum,double barrel shotty, Thor's hammer

more practical 9mm handgun rifle also taking 9mm machete for if they got up close and personal
 

Jessta

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A sledge hammer or a maul or ax, or metal base ball bat, they don't break down that quickly and have huge destructive capabilities, plus they are simple to use effectively in a stressful situation and you could probably due just fine with an adrenaline HOLY SHIT swing wildly attack.
As for ranged weapons I would take a pistol, they are accurate, don't use allot of bullets to kill a zombie so your stock pile of a couple hundred bullets will take the longest to run out, and they aren't that difficult to reload.
Of course my first course of action would get to our local outdoors man store since it comes equipped with food, drinks, guns, axes, bows, flash lights, lighters, back packs, sturdy clothes, lantern oil (I imagine I could do something fancy with this) knives, first aid kits, manuals on how to survive, video games (I know what the fuck? our electronic appliance store doesn't sell them but our hunting equipment store does?), and like a million other things I could potentially use to survive.
 

Dark2003

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Two swords and a Five-Seven handgun(has high capacity clip easy to handle and decent power). The swords i dont like to depend on ammo too much, especially in a world where it'll become scarce
 

Panorama

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A Fire ace tapped to a sledgehammer, counts as one weapon? Some kind of carbine rifle lots of ammo and a good wooden stock for it. and a very high spot to shot from.
 

replingham153

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Gecko clown said:
The rules are three is the max. And you must have one sidearm. Mine are a Desert eagle. A Revolver (any kind). And a Spas-12
1. The words "Repetitive Forum" in giant form as a melee weapon.
2. The crossbow made completely out of "Think of something new and creative for your threads".
3. The Banhammer

You deserve all of these to be hit upon you.
 

StormShaun

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Well Id choose a...

Crowbar
Sword
Bear Grylls
Awesome hand to hand combat
and any other malee weapons....oh yeh and a battleship and a out of orbit laser that can wipe out the zombie virus...or is that cheating?
 

Kenny3k

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TacticalAssassin1 said:
Byere said:
well, as a tool, this thing
As a long range weapon, probably a reliable handgun with common (or easy to make) ammo... and forgive me, I'm not good with gun names. Also, a laser sight added to it would be useful too. I'd also pick a rifle, preferably with a sniping scope, if no handgun was available.

For a melee weapon, I'd have to go with just a solid metal pole, an axe (like a fireman's axe) or one of my usable swords (many of my collection are display only)

In all honesty though, if there was a zompocalypse happen, I think we all would just use whatever is easiest to get hold of. Hell, I might end up using one of my playstation 2 controllers as bolas or the like :p
I can't believe I watched that entire video. I want one.
Plus, a rifle would be better than a pistol.
its like the lobo
 

Socius

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TacticalAssassin1 said:
Renamedsin said:
Fictional weapon:
Ligthsaber.
Real weapon:
A freaking punt gun.
^google it.
DUUUUDE! I'm pretty sure it would be more practical using a fucking cannon than one of those things.
True, true... but a punt gun wouldn't just kill the zombies, it would tear them apart and take out like 30 ish at the same time. The ammo is somewhat heavy though and it uses some time to reload, So'id like a submachine gun or a hunting rifle on the side.