Your Weapon of Choice

[Xyphon]

A real man's weapon.

Psssh, that little thing? That's not a man's weapon. A man's weapon is something you could weild in righteous rage, something to crush your foes so you may hear the lamentations of their women. You want finesse? Keep your wussy katana. You want to cut a swath of death and destruction, leaving naught but bloody messes and broken dreams in your wake? Use a warhammer.

"What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies - See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Sounds to me like you're trying to compensate for something.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

A real man's weapon.

Psssh, that little thing? That's not a man's weapon. A man's weapon is something you could weild in righteous rage, something to crush your foes so you may hear the lamentations of their women. You want finesse? Keep your wussy katana. You want to cut a swath of death and destruction, leaving naught but bloody messes and broken dreams in your wake? Use a warhammer.

"What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies - See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Sounds to me like you're trying to compensate for something.

Clearly, because wanting armor penetration worth a damn is a sign of my woeful inadequacy as a man /sarcasm

 

[Nmil-ek]

A real man's weapon.

Psssh, that little thing? That's not a man's weapon. A man's weapon is something you could weild in righteous rage, something to crush your foes so you may hear the lamentations of their women. You want finesse? Keep your wussy katana. You want to cut a swath of death and destruction, leaving naught but bloody messes and broken dreams in your wake? Use a warhammer.

"What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies - See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Pff hammer you want tea in a clean mug with that princess?

[http://img177.imageshack.us/i/bruceleeg.jpg/]

All the weapon a real man needs.

 

[The Austin]

Because bullet drop isn't real.

Have you ever even shot a gun before?

 

[eatenbyagrue]

A real man's weapon.

Psssh, that little thing? That's not a man's weapon. A man's weapon is something you could weild in righteous rage, something to crush your foes so you may hear the lamentations of their women. You want finesse? Keep your wussy katana. You want to cut a swath of death and destruction, leaving naught but bloody messes and broken dreams in your wake? Use a warhammer.

"What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies - See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

Pff hammer you want tea in a clean mug with that princess?

[http://img177.imageshack.us/i/bruceleeg.jpg/]

All the weapon a real man needs.

That's it, game over. Give this man a prize!

 

[Xyphon]

Because bullet drop isn't real.

Have you ever even shot a gun before?

...... I think I just lol'd. HARD.

 

[Birras]

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this...

Spoiler: is my weapon.

She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for twelve seconds."

In all seriousness, I would have to go with

Spoiler: this baby.

 

[The Austin]

Because bullet drop isn't real.

Have you ever even shot a gun before?

...... I think I just lol'd. HARD.

Well, making people laugh is why im here, so thank you sir!

 

[eatenbyagrue]

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

Buster Sword! And I'd store it on my back.

Spoiler

Makes a katana wilt in shame.

That would definatly be my blade of choice as well.

Gun wise I'll go with my usuals.

Spoiler: M4

Spoiler: G3 as a sniper

Spoiler: Supressed Colt

 

[crudus]

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Sorry, I know what you mean, those can really screw someone if the wielder is smart and knows what he/she's doing. Sarcasm really doesn't travel well without voice.

My Bad. 9% of a message is portrayed in the text. That's why italicizing and bolding are good as well as random tags like [/sarcasm]

OT: some sort of grammar nazi gun would be good. I hate being one but I find it more annoying when people don't know when to use "then" and "than".

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

An egyptian Khopesh

Spoiler: Ta Da!

 

[Xyphon]

Because bullet drop isn't real.

Have you ever even shot a gun before?

...... I think I just lol'd. HARD.

Well, making people laugh is why im here, so thank you sir!

Wasn't exactly laughing at your comment. I was laughing at the sheer amount of stupidity the person showed by saying bullet drop didn't exist.

 

[12345cyclone]

Because bullet drop isn't real.

Have you ever even shot a gun before?

Jesus, I was kidding. I am aware that using a pistol at even the closest range that snipers take shots at would be like shooting with an eyemask over your head with a paintball gun at 80 yards.

And yes I have shot several guns. I mean, I'm not a firearm expert, but I don't base all my knowledge of weapons off of videogames.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

My cock

...

it would be a robotic chicken kinda like a pokemon that would have laser feet, steel-gilded wings could shoot it's beak like a high-velocity shuriken

 

[Robert632]

i would choose a gun the size of a large golden retriever that i store in my hand.

 

[Emeli]

The triple barreled shotgun from RE5, it just has a place in my heart. Carry that baby around on my back and I'm invincible.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I'm not sure whether or not I've already posted,but since it's asking for weapons of imaginative fancy,and not realism (which is in my possible post) I'm gonna go with this guy

you'd be surprised by the level of damage he can do.

and when all else fails,napalm won't

 

[Di22y]

You got me thinkin now. Maybe I would have some of the predators arsenal. Shoulder cannon, spear, throwing stars, that mapping device that displays through a head set and last but not least massive self destruct. In reality would probably just carry a glock and some kind of blade to maintain the ultimate weapon, mobility and stealth.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

The Fallout 3 Lincoln's Repeater. No further explination is nessacery.