My weapon of choice would be,the almighty Banhammer.When I unsheathed it from the almighty sheath of Imps Piss(+10 to HAX!1! Defense),n00bz and HAAAAAAAXers would cower in fear.And urine.The Banhammer banishes the N00b from the game world,forever cleansing gameplay of annoying screams of "How do I shot bullets?","WTF?grenades stick?","You cheating noob.i totally killed you!",etc..It also bears the batman symbol.Why?Because I can.