Your weapon? With a .....twist?

[icame]

A gun that when you fire it a flag with the word bang comes out, but whatever you were pointing it at explodes.

 

[pyrosaw]

A lightning hammer that makes pizza every time you use it.

downside: it only works when you're making out with a hot chick...

Wouldn't that help out with the making out?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

Well, good thing my new kryptonite power crystal is installed in the shield generator. Too bad about it unleashing an unsafe amount of radiation that makes the house unable to be lived in though...

Well I have a personal army of super humans that can live through vast amounts of radiation.
But even in vast swarms their combined intelligence is about has smart as a box of rocks.

Fortunately, I have laser mines that will blast anything that walks through them to pieces...but they don't differenciate between friend and foe, so I'm kinda locked out of my house.

Well my guys have mine proof boots that can kick things...except they are only good for your feet =\

Good. They will fall prey to my moat of sharks with laser beams on their heads...but the lasers only have a range of 2 feet.

I'll use my boat that's invincible to lasers...but not shark bites

 

[Angus565]

I think the downside to my weapon is pretty obvious.

Spoiler

That's right! It has terrible accuracy at long range!

 

[Sinisterair]

A very Large Minigun the size of a car.....weightless, unlimited ammo But requires one rubout for each bullet shot.....it never stops shooting until you have rubbed out the number required for the bullet intake.....also if u dont it tazes and hurts your johnston

 

[open trap]

An automatic Death Ray, but it cant tell friend from foe

 

[The Forces of Chaos]

Kai Gun! A weapon that fires My Malice, Hate and Rage!

 

[laststandman]

My weapon?

Spoiler: I cannot think of ANY possible weakness

 

[goodwithwords08]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats.

Star Wars quote fail, "I use to bullseye womp rats in my T-16" sorry had to point it out.

My weapon would have to be...MY MIND!!! But I can only use my mind powers when I am sane...oh well...

 

[viking97]

a single shuriken that follows ppl around if i throw it at them and then flies back to me.

downside: it doesn't slow down when it comes back to me...

 

[ThatSexyGuy]

Eye shotguns!
I can fire shotgun shells from my eyes!
Downside:I'm blind in the eye that fired the shell for thirty minutes.

 

[smeghead25]

A gun that shoots super sharp spikes IN ALL DIRECTIONS!!! It only works when you jerk off while holding it though.

I'm sure you can imagine the downside...

 

[viking97]

A flamethrower
Downside:.....
Hmmm how is there a way to make a flamethrower less awesome?

it fires backward at the same time?

OT a cloaking device that completely protects me from radar, heat detection, and sonar. it also blocks all sound, and if something is thrown in my direction it will automatically use a tractor beam to move the object around me while creating a hologram of the thing moving on a straight course.

downside: if i get within 5 feet of someone, the sonic drowning theme plays really loud.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

A flamethrower
Downside:.....
Hmmm how is there a way to make a flamethrower less awesome?

Yep. Carry it around for a bit. Then you'll realize that carrying several gallons of flammable liquids about isn't as fun as you might think.

 

[2fish]

A cannon that shoots out random projectiles (could be a penny, duck, planet, shark, ect) but only when you eat your least favorite food, you know that one that tastes nasty and makes you run for the bathroom. Let's hope you can aim while you run to the restroom.

 

[2fish]

Eye shotguns!
I can fire shotgun shells from my eyes!
Downside:I'm blind in the eye that fired the shell for thirty minutes.

What happens if you miss two times?

Spoiler

see it doesn't count as a double post now

 

[Sacman]

A gun... the downside is it runs out of bullets...

 

[ThatSexyGuy]

Eye shotguns!
I can fire shotgun shells from my eyes!
Downside:I'm blind in the eye that fired the shell for thirty minutes.

What happens if you miss two times?

Spoiler

see it doesn't count as a double post now

One Word:Echolocation

 

[Blitzkreg]

A lightning hammer that makes pizza every time you use it.

downside: it only works when you're making out with a hot chick...

Wouldn't that help out with the making out?

hmmm I think that it would be distracting... That and if you're doing well, you both shouldn't be thinking about pizza.