<color=purple> The love gun. It makes the person you shoot fall in deep indefinite and infinite love with the shooter. The downside? It automatically shoots the ugliest person in 100 miles. You had better be damn sure that your in the clear. O.O
Your weapon? With a .....twist?
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My weapon is so vile and terrible that it would cause all my enemies to flee in fear. It's a giant TV and set of speakers that forces them to watch this the whole way through, and they can't look away or block out the sound no matter how hard they try:
Space Laser. Takes an entire day to charge up though, if I don't have to get off my couch to destroy my enemies, I'm not going to.
I still think Gugnir is one of the best weapons ever, you can launch it from your couch, it never misses, and always kills. What's not to like?
I still think Gugnir is one of the best weapons ever, you can launch it from your couch, it never misses, and always kills. What's not to like?
I've always liked Negative Man's power... he can fly around (well, a spirit of him, anyway) pretty much invincible, destroying anything by just crashing through it (sort of). The downside? His real body is still sitting there, helpless, so he has to keep an eye on it or he's f**ked.
A 12 gauge shotgun that launches folded shuriken on thin titanium wires that expand upon impact, then get pulled back into the gun.
The downside is it fires in super slow motion, then whips back at 1000 mph.
The downside is it fires in super slow motion, then whips back at 1000 mph.
A knife that is unbreakable, super sharp, and always hits its targert. It can only hit non vital systems however
A gun that fires holes that lead to a land of beer and cotton candy hookers.
The downside? I just sent my enemies to a land of beer and cotton candy hookers. And no, I can't shoot myself. T_T
The downside? I just sent my enemies to a land of beer and cotton candy hookers. And no, I can't shoot myself. T_T
I want a Nakita Missile launcher from Metal Gear Solid that instead of being manually controlled, actually keeps a database of all the IQ scores around the world instead....when launched it will ignore the commands of the user and just hunt the person with the lowest IQ.....i want it in ICBM form to plz...
This
The downside: Piloting the ***** has a slight chance of making you go berserk with fury and rage, and There is a chance the suit will destroy the world if you don't have an annoying Japanese school girl with you to call your name. Oh and did i mention this thing also is powered by sucking your blood while you pilot it and a normal human only has 10 pints of blood in their body. Good luck with that *****!XD
The downside: Piloting the ***** has a slight chance of making you go berserk with fury and rage, and There is a chance the suit will destroy the world if you don't have an annoying Japanese school girl with you to call your name. Oh and did i mention this thing also is powered by sucking your blood while you pilot it and a normal human only has 10 pints of blood in their body. Good luck with that *****!XD
A sword that only comes unshethed when you spray yourself with a shaken soda can/ spray soda out your nose.
Whichever you find more unplesent/disabling.
Whichever you find more unplesent/disabling.
Steampunkelephant said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!. I like a greatsword that can rip the soul from a body with a single touch, but it randomly decides weather to take the soul of the person being cut, or the person holding it.
On a dnd note, the concept of a weapon with the enchantments vicious and merciful always amuses me.