Your weapon? With a .....twist?

[scyrin]

A energy sword/key from a descended alien race. but it only turns on if you know the correct phrase.
anybody wana guess what it is?

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

a crossbow that shoots saw blades

Catch: string needs to be replaced after each shot

 

[pyrosaw]

A energy sword/key from a descended alien race. but it only turns on if you know the correct phrase.
anybody wana guess what it is?

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

a crossbow that shoots saw blades

Catch: string needs to be replaced after each shot

Welcome to the Escapist forums. That's fairly a lot of money for that bow dude.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

A sword made of adamantium, with an impossibly sharp edge that can tear asunder reality itself.

The downside? The handle and crossguard are made of chocolate. Once you eat them (and you will eat them), the blade itself is kind of useless. Any attempts to attach a new handle will fail as the blade cuts anything you rest it on...

 

[WanderingFool]

A flaming sword that can kill in one hit, and has no known weaknesses... only problem is that I have no idea how to effectively use a sword...

 

[CpnBeef]

The BLARGH-ster, it shoots a slow but unavoidable ball of sick at you, it homes in and cannot be stopped.

it'll go under doors, through the tiniest of crevices to hit it's target.

An alternative with be some sort of suit powered by magic but that's not really part of my imagination due to the fac tit's been stapled there by almost every game i play.

 

[P-mac]

A super hover tank with a plasma cannon and chainsaw launcher.

Downside: It runs on Justin Bieber albums. You have to play them to power the tank.

 

[CpnBeef]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

That's what Darth Vader thought too.

I honestly don't get why they had that hole there, surely someone in the design plans would point out that a 2 metre wide hole running straight into the core of your death fortress is a bad idea.

 

[Caligulove]

Basically a giant rocket engine that pushes the planet into the Sun. That or it might push it away and sole Global Warming... not 100% sure.
Not sure what to call it, either (cookie for reference)

Second weapon would the "Twist" cannon, where it M. Night Shyamalan's the situation, and makes the Mugger mug... HIMSELF or something else that, while unexpected, seems to ruin the whole experience.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

A giant mech-suit made out of marshmellows. Think Stay-puft Marshmellow man from Ghostbusters.

The downside? OH NO! CAMPFIRES! I'M GOING TO BE MADE INTO GIANT DELICIOUS S'MORES!

 

[kouriichi]

Sextuple sided minigun.

Upside, you can never be surrounded.
Downside, is the hardest weapon to aim, friendly fire is prominant, and it chews through ammo like no tommarow.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

Well, good thing my new kryptonite power crystal is installed in the shield generator. Too bad about it unleashing an unsafe amount of radiation that makes the house unable to be lived in though...

Well I have a personal army of super humans that can live through vast amounts of radiation.
But even in vast swarms their combined intelligence is about has smart as a box of rocks.

 

[Avarith]

A mechanical robot suit that and destroy any and every thing, It has a giant laser sword and it is invulnerable. Down side it only works for guys, and guys the recently got hit in the nuts. While in use it continually hits you in the nuts when you lest expect it.

Would never use this thing personally, maybe give it to some one I do not like.

 

[Jfswift]

A high-powered LASER rifle, the downside is that it runs on those watch batteries that nowhere sells.

That's how I feel when I play Fallout sometimes.

 

[The Rockerfly]

A hammer of dawn with infinite ammo and can be used anywhere even in buildings and underground

The down side?

You have to have sex with your best friends sister, while he watches, after getting over a break up with his girlfriend...

 

[Requx]

Dick Bayonette. The most painful attatchment your crotch will ever recieve.

 

[Alusin86]

A cinder block launcher that rips off body parts.
Down side: You must walk everywhere, and it only works with one specific cinder block.

 

[Twad]

A crosbow that shoots pants.

 

[Alusin86]

A crosbow that shoots pants.

Downside?

 

[runnerbelow]

My weapon is the rainbow railgun, the down side is;

It only works when used on a day whose name ends in day

It can only shoot 2 feet forward before turning around 180 degrees and shoots off in that direction.

 

[lokun489]

a magical straight jacket that protects me from hits, downside, can't hit back i'm wearing a straight jacket.