Your weapon? With a .....twist?

[Marathax]

Twin daggers made of fire
The catch? only works underwater.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

Well, good thing my new kryptonite power crystal is installed in the shield generator. Too bad about it unleashing an unsafe amount of radiation that makes the house unable to be lived in though...

Well I have a personal army of super humans that can live through vast amounts of radiation.
But even in vast swarms their combined intelligence is about has smart as a box of rocks.

Fortunately, I have laser mines that will blast anything that walks through them to pieces...but they don't differenciate between friend and foe, so I'm kinda locked out of my house.

 

[biggles1]

 

[biggles1]

these

 

[Spy Killer]

A energy sword/key from a descended alien race. but it only turns on if you know the correct phrase.
anybody wana guess what it is?

antiquing?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Deathstar it's pretty much unbeatable
I mean there IS a two meter wide whole that if you MIGHT get a torpedo down could blow it up.
But it's ray sheilded, has enough guns to kill a whole army in three secounds flat and has a dark lord of the sith guarding it. I think I'm safe

I used to T-16 womp rats. I can totally nail your 2 metre thermal exhaust port.

OT: Vicious weapons in DDO. They deal an extra 1d6 to your target, but hit you for 1d3. Not bad if you have a healer or are fighting weaklings, but get yourself in a one on one with a monster with 10 times as many hitpoints as you and odds are good you'd be in trouble.

Oh yeah well I'll uses super advanced homing missiles to blow you outta the sky flyboy!

wait they need a twist...Umm well they are homing missiles. Say good bye to your house!

I expected homing missiles, so I set up a missile defense field. Shame that it makes everyone in the house vomit everytime it blocks a missile...

Oh yeah I use super homing missiles! They can go faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive. Except they kinda break when near kryptonite

Well, good thing my new kryptonite power crystal is installed in the shield generator. Too bad about it unleashing an unsafe amount of radiation that makes the house unable to be lived in though...

Well I have a personal army of super humans that can live through vast amounts of radiation.
But even in vast swarms their combined intelligence is about has smart as a box of rocks.

Fortunately, I have laser mines that will blast anything that walks through them to pieces...but they don't differenciate between friend and foe, so I'm kinda locked out of my house.

Well my guys have mine proof boots that can kick things...except they are only good for your feet =\

 

[Zakarath]

My weapon: a satellite railgun network linked to a target painter in my posession. Weakness: "Engaging target. Please stand by for precision alignment. Estimated time to projectile impact: 37 seconds."

 

[Feralcentaur]

A instant kill, rapidfire SniperRifle. CATCH: You have kill someone without it to use it.

 

[Gudrests]

A ring like The Green Lanterns that grants me invincibility and invulnerability also....the only down side...only i an wear it

 

[SecretAlienMan]

A ray gun that can turn anyone anywhere in the world into giant titties. However, it gets one shot every time Yahtzee gives a positive review to a game...

 

[Duffeknol]

the infamous chainsaw launcher

too bad it only works when i watch cartoons

 

[Ranooth]

Big shiny spiked sword of ultimate doom that destroys anything it touches!!!

Sadly I don't have the anti-big shiny spiked sword of ultimate doom the destroy anything it touches!!! gloves to wield is with. . .

 

[VicunaBlue]

An AWESOME LASER GUN!!

That only works when pointed at mirrors.

 

[shadyh8er]

A badass shotgun that has a shitload of recoil and has to be reloaded after every shot!....Oh wait, that's a real weapon. Ok, how about a sword that could cut through everything except rubber?

 

[greenflash]

mine is a pogo stick that is huge and uses A-BOMBs to launch it up into the air but it can't land

 

[Otaku999]

A giant hammer that can flatten anything with little effort, and then turn them into pancakes.
Downside: You can only use it if you're in an anime.

 

[phoenix352]

the suit that the protagonist of Vanquish uses....

 

[Denime]

An electronic signal that blows up the computer of anyone posting stupid weapons.

Downside: it's a suicide paradox.

 

[df458]

A ball that makes you immortal, lets you fly, and shoots bullets made of Francium. But you have to make daily (your) blood sacrifices to it.

 

[Marv21]

Nunchucks that have spikes come out of the tips, but only at the most imoppurtune times.