Your weirdist dream

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Last night i had a dream wich included the following
Through flashback's I understood i was going on a plane to The USSR (!?) to see my mother who had divorced my dad and converted to communism (in the dream not real life) i arrived got of the plane and nearly everyone was bears wearing hats on Unicycles (family guy much) this car pulls up and this guy with a muschtash gets out and i say 'Hi mum' (What the fuck!) next thing i know i'm in the car headed to a creepy lighthouse where my 'mum' lives which has neverending storms. My 'mum' tells me that there is a story about bashee's exploding out of captured frogs next thin I know i'm in a basement with a tied up frog and a Banshee burst out of it sticking it's long claws into my neck. Dream ends.
wow WTF i've had weird dreams but thiis tops the lot. have you had any weirder.
Note: I did surchbar this.

 

[Quala]

Probably the one where a bunch of aliens in old fashioned diving suits invaded a marine base in an invisible stretch limo, ripping apart people with their gloved hands and throwing alien leeches at people's noses.

Yeah...

 

[oOPandemoniumOo]

Once I was having one of my fairly normal dreams, (just me in an imaginary world I made in my head). Everything froze, the colours inverted, and then some overweight kids pops up in front of my frozen dream, smiles, and shoots himself in the head. Then after a while of staring at nothing he gets back up and shoots himself in the head again! Then I woke up.

Seriously why would I dream that?!

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I was walking along in the street when a naked woman pops out claiming she was raped. I ask if she wants the police but she says that her house is just here and wants to be taken to her room. When I take her there, she kicks me down and then proceeds to strip me down. Just as she's about to do something, a T-Rex bursts in through the window and eats her. Then, I fall down through the window and die.

What...the...hell?

Calumon: I once dreamt I was inside a round ball. Then in a flash of light, I was outside with a Yellow mouse who proceeded to electrocute me.

 

[Frequen-Z]

I once had a dream that was so surreal and ludicrous it left me in a state of confusion for days.

Nothing was normal, there were no people, ground, sky, wants, needs, anything. Existence was an immense field of asteroid like rocks and glowing lights, or 'nodes'. Each light represented an ideal, and it's representatives, they communicated by shooting an arc of light, data I presume, at eachother. These streams of light could only bend vertically, not horizontally. So if an asteroid was blocking the path to another node, they simply could not communicate and their ideals would never discover each other. The light these nodes would give off could change colour and pulsate, but I never discovered what for. My role in this dream was to simply observe. I was simply stationary, I could not move, I could only look around. Perhaps I WAS a node, I don't know, and I probably never will. I've never had another dream like it but I wish I could.

 

[Julianking93]

Last night.

Weirdest thing ever. I dreamt that the Escapist was a real place in which you go and socialize with everyone in real life rather than just on the internet, but everyone was acting...strange, including me. It was very odd. I can't even describe it but it was just strange.

It was also all in this one very large house with all these different things and I could just see myself doing different things like swimming, gaming and watching movies with the members here.

And for some reason, teleportation was a real form of transportation and I used it to go to the moon several times with other people

 

[Blackmagic1515]

Where do I start? Every dream I have is weird =p
I guess I'll just say my most recent one. I was going to the movies with a bunch of friends to see Final Fantasy Advent Children Complete. For some reason I fell over and busted my knee. The next thing I know I'm in surgery and Sephiroth is holding masamune above me ready to operate. Woke up thinking 'worst freaking doctor ever'.

 

[A random person]

I think I've dreamed that roving grape-drones were chasing me. I've also had a Christmas variation on that dream, and both were genuinely terrifying.

Also, I had a dream where I played as the Lunchables kid, the game was isometric (it's one of those dreams where it's both a game and "real"), it had the Lego Alpha Team soundtrack, and I had to get three Christmas decorations, one of which was an inflatable Christmas tree, to defeat the mad scientist from the 3 Musketeers ads.

And this isn't even mentioning that time I kept waking up within my own dream; I could tell each new "dream" was not real by the poster arrangements on the dream-wall.

 

[Marter]

Dudley the Dragon and a giant talking tree were conspiring to eat me. I was quite young at the time but it really freaked me out.

 

[Nickthequick]

My retainer case was possessed by a demon who sounded suspiciously like Morgan Freeman. And he just kept talking and talking about porkchops. And weirder still, this all took place in a desert under a 50 ft tall christmas tree.

 

[Ultress]

I had to make a collage for my ex-Girlfriend, who was Sakura from Card Captors and her girlfriend Tomoyo( also Card Captors. I don't remember much except for a lot of crying.

 

[Jonluw]

I and some friends (who I have no idea who were) were on a yacht, on our way to an island of some sort. When we got there it turned out there was a large cliff in our way, we had to ride up a steep hill on pocketbikes (you know, tiny motorcycles). Upon reaching the top, one of my friends were standing on the edge of the cliff, and the section of cliff he was standing on broke. In mid-air he mysteriously aquired spider-man-like powers, and managed to save himself.

Then there is a part I don't remember much of.

A while later, I am in a bar. I look out the window to see that my pocketbike, formerly parked outside the bar, is missing. I walk out of the bar, and get into a fight with someone. Presumably the people who stole my bike. The fight ends with me being thrown through the window of a bakery. I emerge from the pile of broken glass and pastry holding a baguette, and find, to my surprise, that I can fly; but only so long as I hold onto a baguette.

From there on the dream consists of me having a great time flying. I even get a sidekick at some point. The only slightly exciting thing that happens is me finding a giant can of cola, but upon trying to drink it realise that it is an ad-campaign, and there is actually not anything in the can.

This is incidentally one of the only dreams I can remember.

 

[Snarky Username]

I had a dream that I had sex with a hippopotamus, and then went alligator hunting in the local park with my Latin teacher.

Best that, Escapist.

 

[Smagmuck_]

I had a dream a few months ago that a friend from The Escapist came to visit me. She actually came to my high school with me and at least half the guys there hit on her. Oh, and in case you're wondering who this person is. She's on my friends list. >

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Well I had a dream about conan the dragon coming to Yorkshire, and being from Yorkshire, I slew it... hence my title!

 

[the protaginist]

Compared to some here, mine's not that bad..

I'm just sitting in a room with a friend of mine, talking about last summer when she brings up her brother, I remember his nickname and she says "Wow, you do remember a lot of stuff." I say yes, I do, when she pulls out this remote thing and says "but how much, i wonder?" and pulls up a powerpoint thing and starts asking me these random questions about things we used to talk about a long time ago. I remember them all correctly, the final being "How big is my attention span?" to which the answer is "Very small." she says correct, and starts talking to me about something, when she gets distracted by a loose thread on her shirt and starts pulling it out, her shirt getting gradually shorter as she pulls. she notices me looking at it and then starts full-on stripping.

Now, this girl is one of the more attractive ones a know and i used to have a HUGE crush on her, but it just seemed very funny at the time, nothing sexual about it. I told her about the next day and she started cracking up too, but I still wonder what the hell that was about.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Bat Man was a Bat Furry, Cat Woman was a Cat Furry (Not Hot at all, and for some reason was Bat Man's Number One Company Boss and She had a Crush on him), and the Joker (The Dark Knight One) didn't look like the Joker. All the while it looped in and out with some other movie or TV rip off but I don't remember it...