Your worst drinking experience

[Tiamattt]

Really basic actually. I have a low as heck alcohol tolerance, but it was new years and I was at a party where 5,4,3,2,1 tequila shot! That made me feel like crap, and soon after for reasons I don't remember a 2nd tequila shot! That was my body's limit before I eventually fought a losing battle trying to keep myself from throwing up before finally giving it all up in the owner's backyard. That was reaaaaaaaaaally embarrassing, and hopefully my last experience with tequila ever.

 

[JediMB]

This one time, I drank a lot and had a really good time... and then I woke up with a mild headache. And I had to pee a dozen times or so in a span of a few hours.

Yeah, that's my worst. Apparently I'm pretty good at the drinking thing.

 

[Frostbyte666]

hmm choice of 3.
1. first time drinking ever, had just turned 18 and somehow got into a challenge with the school drunk. Strangely I won by a landslide (3 pints, 19 shots, 2 alcopops) and made it the whole night without problems. The next morning however was terrible, especially since I had to go to school.
2. Getting drunk at a party and leaving to go home for the night, I remember leaving the place then waking up the next morning in my bed caked in mud and no one having any clue where I'd been since I left the party which frankly scared the crap out of me. Strangely no hangover.
3. Another uni party only this time when I went home it was a choice of the main gate to leave and 40 minutes walk, or the lower gate and taking 10 minutes. being drunk and judgement impaired I thought the lower locked gate with the fence and barbed wire to be the better choice. Climbed the fence jumped the gap, heard a terrible tearing sound and landing awkwardly on my ankle. Luckily it was only the shirt torn and no skin though I limped home and woke up the next day with my ankle swollen up 3 times its size. Again luckily no hangover.
Nice thing is I've got those binge drinking sessions out my system and now it's only in moderation.

 

[Tharwen]

This may not surprise you, but I can't actually remember.

It's always fun to wake up and try to piece together what happened from the wounds/photos/piles of vomit.

 

[zepher171]

Was at a family get together kind of thing and got very very drunk with my older siblings and cousins. To cut a long story short, I fell into the North Sea and lost a shoe. Never try to recreate that scene from Titanic where they stand at the bow in Winter at 3am off a peir when you can hardley stand.

 

[smithy_2045]

New Years Eve, had a few to drink, everything was going fine til 2am when I thought it'd be a good idea to level up and pour vodka into soft drink cans, and drink up. Went to bed, and the next thing I could remember I was sitting on the toilet with vomit all around my feet. Not my finest moment, to say the least.

 

[Jamster003]

Don't really have a worst.
But I did come home drunk one night and logged on teamspeak to play LoL with some friends. I only found out I did this in the morning when I got sent a 1 and a half hour recording of myself rambling about LoL completely drunk and occasionally 'singing'.

For some people, listening to themselves in a recording sounds odd. Imagine listening to yourself drunk.

Also, after looking at my game history, I played pretty damn well.

 

[Holarchy]

Picture it, Boxing Day 2011 at a friends house. Me and my friends decide to try out some Jager bombs (which consists of a shot of Jägermeister and some energy drink)after a night of already heavy drinking. After my fifth shot, I awoke, confused and submerged in toilet water with a bleeding hand and a freshly destroyed toilet next to me. I had no recollection of even going to the bathroom or how the toilet was destroyed. For some reason, I was just wearing my scarf on my upper body with no t-shirt and started to shout 'Where's my scarf!'. I then left the bathroom, shouting 'I broke your toilet. I'm so sorry' and proceeded to cry for the rest of the night while trying to find my t shirt in a panic. I assessed the damage the next day and the toilet was literally eradicated and there was blood from my hand everywhere. Moral of the story: Jager bombs destroy.

How the toilet was destroyed is still a mystery to this day.

 

[Lawnmooer]

My worst experience with drink is when me and a couple of friends bought 1 bottle of Whiskey, 1 bottle of Navy Rum, 1 bottle of White Rum and 1 bottle of Vodka.

I drank the entire bottle of whiskey, half the bottle of Navy rum, 3/4 of the bottle of White Rum and 1/4 of the bottle of vodka.

I saw triple then vomited 6 times and fell unconscious in a friends toilet.

Luckily I don't get hangovers.

But yeah I do mix crazy things together without care.

Incidentally I can no longer drink whiskey, navy rum or white rum and vodka no longer has a taste or smell for me anymore.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I was 20 years old and it was my third time drinking. I decided to test my limit.
I weigh 140lbs and have a height of 5'11".

I drank 5 "big gulp" sized Margarettas, 6 shots of whiskey, 6 beers, and a quarter bottle of peppermint schnapps all in the span of 2 hours.

I never blacked out, but I do remember having a friend give me a pat on the back and take me home. So I may of acted really really drunk. I got home crawled in my bed and proceeded to throw up over my sheets. I put on fresh sheets then fell asleep on the floor.

In the morning I woke up to my Grandma calling me asking if I'm sober yet. Apparently she decided to call me in the middle of the night.

Now I'm 25. All I need is half a bottle of vodka to black out.... wtf.

 

[gusenborge]

Worst for me was at a festival about 44 km from where i live.

Had bought about 24 beers(5,3%) and when im about halfway through i get whats called in my country "snea" which basically means you get real emotional and are more or less a trainwreck for the next 1 to 3 hours.

After that a guy offered to trade beers, i got a 5,3% which is the standard, for his 12,5% which is pretty damn strong.
After that i dont have much memory, but i did remember getting to the biggest stage at the festival with some half friend all the while shaking like crazy because of the cold and beer i had been drinking.

I later woke up in a trailer and made my way back to the tent area where i was explained that i had gotten out of my own tent, walked around it, then peed on it and screamed at other people accusing them of peeing on my tent.
I later also puked inside my tent, thankfully in the large cardboard thingy that the beer came with.

Only good thing about it was that my sister gave me money for mcdonalds.

 

[The Night Angel]

I'd say it was about a month ago, went to play pool in a bar with a friend, and we had 9 pints of cider and 3 shots of tequila each. I usually never get hangovers, but I woke up with the worst migraine ever, my stomach felt like crap, and I even had symptoms of a cold.

To clarify, the above was all drank within about a four and a half hour period, and I may have forgotten more things we drank.

 

[Ciartan]

Was like 19, didnt know my limits, had like 16 beers over like, 2-3 hours maybe. Woke up the next day with a pretty bad hangover and no memory of how id gotten home. Tried eating breakfast, jaw hurt, went to see doctor a couple of days later, broken jaw, had to have my jaw locked and couldnt eat anything but soup for 5 weeks.

Also appearntly someone had found me in a back alley somewhere, found my phone and called my parents, which then came and got me. I was really lucky tho, was cold as hell outside, would most likely have frozen to death if those guys didnt happen to walk by.

 

[Jonluw]

After that a guy offered to trade beers, i got a 5,3% which is the standard,

Whaddaya mean "5,3% is the standard"?
I've been to Sweden. You only sell crappy 3,5% outside of Systembolaget.

 

[Starik20X6]

I don't really have an outrageous drinking story to tell. I've only thrown up once, after 8 Jack Daniels, 3 vodkas and 2 Jagers. I used to be the depressing drunk, the amount of alcohol directly correlated to the amount I'd be miserable/crying/ruining everybody's fun, so you could say those months combined were my worst drinking experience. But that was then- now "Drunk Me" is one of the most popular people at parties. Go figure.

EDIT: Oh, and I've yet to experience a hangover. Heck, I'm usually sober by the time I get home from any party. I've got a fast metabolism, so I need to keep drinking to sustain any drunkenness.

 

[Shocksplicer]

Well, one time I came out as bisexual. Thanks a lot Jack Daniels...

 

[gusenborge]

well we got diffrent beer groups.
Light beer, people beer, beer and strong beer.

Light beer and people beer you buy at the supermarket or other places.
Beer and strong beer you get at the pubs or systembolaget


So i see beer as the standard since 5,3% is what a large amount of the beerdrinking popoulation drinks when they drink beer

 

[Bvenged]

Was going out to the pub all night, but had a near-full bottle of Southern Comfort in my house with Dr Pepper. Called a friend who was going too and asked if he wanted a drink before we walked the walk for the next hour. He had a glass then it was time to get moving, so I finished 3/4 of the bottle off with the litre of Dr Pepper.

10 minutes later I started swaying, "not too bad" I told myself, "how worse can it get?". Much, apparently. 20 minutes later and I was reduced to a slow pace and had to sit down on a random park bench. It didn't get any better from there, I was totally smashed by the time I got to the pub.

At the pub I ordered 2 or three Rum and Cokes... don't remember much of that place.

At the second pub I ordered a few more, doubled rums.

Then I popped into a Tesco and bought a new Stella Cydre Cyder, cant remember what happened but apparently I drank it before I'd re-crossed the road.

I remember asking about a kebab and eating some... no idea whose/what/where it came from, or what happened to it, but I know my friends had one too.

That was on a Friday, I spent the next 2 days in bed and I hate sleeping. I didn't drunk until 4 months later and even that was an odd beer. 6 months later and here I am, still barely drinking because I've lost my taste for it. I will drink, just it doesn't give me any flair like it used to.

Oh, and my liver isn't very good anyway. Very stupid of me. I can drink, a lot, but I was never meant to go beyond wasted.