Your worst drinking experience

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SlaveNumber23

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Eh, I usually don't go too crazy so I only have one bad experience with drinking, but it was a pretty bad one. It was at a party after my final high school exams had finished and everyone had gotten their scores back so I was very relaxed and carefree etc. This led to drinking way too much vodka and apparently making a huge ass of myself. I can't remember anything from that night besides little snippets of vomiting and intense stomach pain. So yeah never again, I can't stomach vodka anymore after that, I used to be able to drink it straight from the bottle.
 

Creator002

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My worst experience?
At a new years party and there's about 50 people. I don't like going to parties in the first place, let alone with that many people. I'd heard alcohol helps relieve stress, so I drank 9 beers and 2 wine coolers (if I've got that term right. A west coast cooler and vodka cruiser are wine coolers?). I'd had a bunch of pizza before, so I wasn't totally gone and I remember the night, but I ended up threatening 2 people with a knife. 1 person in 2010 and the other in 2011.
 

TheGauntman

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I once woke up in a pool of my own vomit.

True story.

I met some friends in the Botanical Gardens in Melbourne for a picnic, to which I took a bottle of wine and a six-pack of beer - and no food. I drank all of my booze, and a hefty portion of other people's, and ate only a few nibbles of cheese and crackers. When I got home that night (how I got home I have no idea) I spent an hour ranting to my housemate and bumming cigarettes off her, then I called my mother and ranted to her for half an hour, then called a friend and ranted to him for another hour. I then passed out on my bed and woke up in the wee hours of the morning, face down in a cold, congealed slick of puke.

Not my finest hour.
 

Jonluw

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triggrhappy94 said:
My worst experience?
Just trying to drink doesn't normally end well. Oh hold on a second *Activate flame sheild*.
I just don't have the taste for it. Beer, wine, malt liquor, taquilla, just can't get it past my tongue. It doesn't help that I'm normally pretty high too.
Relevant part at 1:30

I kid though. Alcohol is a pretty crappy drug. I'd much rather just stick with being high any day.
 

Verzin

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Jack Daniels. That stuff may as well be cleaning alcohol. Horrible stuff. Woke up in a closet. wasn't sure how I got there.

EDIT: did I mention the closet was full of vomit? cause there was a lot of vomit.
 

SHIFTYMACO

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Worst Drinking Bout
I woke up lying next to a toilet in my own spew,
Aftermath = still tipsy 15 hours later & didn't drink for a whole year after.

Best Drinking Bout
Went bar hopping in Hong-Kong, visited 7 bars in one night! Picked up and had sexy time all night long till about 7 in the morning
Aftermath = Who cares, I scored!!!
 

WhyBotherToTry

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Hmm... I've got a few. The first would be when I was about 15. I was on my own in my house at night and found 8 cans of beer in the fridge. I drank them all in the space of about 2 hours, blacked out, and when I woke up there was a vomit trail leading from my mouth off my bed and onto the floor. I think I somehow managed to get sick in my sleep.

The next one was last summer. I was at a friend's 18th birthday and decided to drink a full 700ml bottle of Jagermeister straight. Worst hangover I've ever had.

The most recent was at around Christmas. I was at a debate being hosted by one of my college's clubs and my friends and I decided to play a game where you had to take a drink every time a certain word or phrase off a list was said aloud. I brought in a naggin of vodka with me (I'm going by the colloquial name for that size bottle, I've got no idea how much is in one, about 400ml I think) and it was empty by the time the second speech was finished (about 10 minutes). At the post- debate reception, I had 4 glasses of wine and 5 bottles of beer. I blacked out after that, but I'm told I fell asleep one on of the couches in that room and had to be removed by the security person. I woke up in my bed in my flat, (I assume I walked because I didn't have any less money than I had had before I left the previous night when I checked my wallet and I walked to college), and there was vomit EVERYWHERE, including all over my roommate's desk and clothes. I had to miss 3 hours of the next day's classes cleaning it all up.

So on the whole the last one was probably the worst.
 

Chanel Tompkins

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My worst drinking experience? Well...I was 17, and my older brother decided to bring home some vodka, mixed with Pepsi so he could get it past our mom. Well, I didn't know that, so I saw a bottle of Pepsi in the fridge and had a 16oz glass. I noticed it was off, but didn't know it had alcohol in it. Then I went off to class, and discovered how much of a lightweight I was. Only friends noticed, no professors, but man did that day suck.
 

TheGauntman

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Jonluw said:
triggrhappy94 said:
My worst experience?
Just trying to drink doesn't normally end well. Oh hold on a second *Activate flame sheild*.
I just don't have the taste for it. Beer, wine, malt liquor, taquilla, just can't get it past my tongue. It doesn't help that I'm normally pretty high too.
Relevant part at 1:30
How the hell have I not heard of Jim Jeffries before. That dude is a slice of fried gold.
 

Jonluw

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TheGauntman said:
Jonluw said:
triggrhappy94 said:
My worst experience?
Just trying to drink doesn't normally end well. Oh hold on a second *Activate flame sheild*.
I just don't have the taste for it. Beer, wine, malt liquor, taquilla, just can't get it past my tongue. It doesn't help that I'm normally pretty high too.
Relevant part at 1:30
How the hell have I not heard of Jim Jeffries before. That dude is a slice of fried gold.
I know right?
I have no idea why he isn't more famous.
 

TheGauntman

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Jonluw said:
TheGauntman said:
Jonluw said:
triggrhappy94 said:
My worst experience?
Just trying to drink doesn't normally end well. Oh hold on a second *Activate flame sheild*.
I just don't have the taste for it. Beer, wine, malt liquor, taquilla, just can't get it past my tongue. It doesn't help that I'm normally pretty high too.
Relevant part at 1:30
How the hell have I not heard of Jim Jeffries before. That dude is a slice of fried gold.
I know right?
I have no idea why he isn't more famous.
I don't often LOL, but I actually laughed aloud at the "I don't like the taste...NOBODY DOES!"