Your worst enemy?

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Greetings, my fellow Escapists! I come bearing a question:
Who or what is your worst enemy? I have to say, usually for me it'd be my self-esteem and lack of self-control and blah de blah stuff.
But more recently I'd say my freakin' mattress... My back really hurts now...

What about you?
Yes. YOU!!
O_O

 

[Mysterious Username]

Quortech the mighty. He is quite the pain to deal with.

 

[Rose and Thorn]

My worst enemy is myself of course.
My second is everyone else, and I have a special place for bullies. Wish I had a death note.

What an emotional wreck I have become.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Outside of going with the obvious of saying myself.

I'm going with the sandman, you know, the man that sprinkles dust on you to help you sleep. For some reason he has a grudge against me and sleep is a fleeting thing because of that.

I think I haven't slept well in weeks and it sucks.

 

[irmasterlol]

The doorman at a hotel I once stayed at as a child. I swear that bastard tripped me on purpose, and with God as my witness, I will have revenge one day dammit.

 

[Jedoro]

This guy. He needs to fuck himself with a cactus.

OT: My roommate. My life's pretty peaceful, so I'd say his messy, lazy ass is the biggest problem I have right now, thus making him my worst enemy.

 

[Dalek Caan]

The Sun,
Your Avatar,
The French,
The Irish Language,
The Next Poster.

 

[Hollyday]

My scumbag brain. Every one of these meme's is appropriate, but this is the most annoying

Spoiler: every morning...

and mosquitoes. I HATE THEM. I have three lovely big blood stains on my wall where I've managed to splat them recently, but not before they took a big bite out of me. Little shits.

The Next Poster.

I resent that

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

One of my friends by the name of Torren. He's one of those generic CoD fanboys and thinks that PS3 is the shit and Xbox's are the scum of the universe. Even though we're still good friends, he must be destroyed.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Your Avatar,

You know you love it really.
Tap dat epic-face, chubby!!
*throws money*
(not aimed at you, of course -looking out against any winged admins-)

This guy. He needs to fuck himself with a cactus.

I was anticipating that.
I've begun to predict which links are of that sort.
Your mind-tricks shall not work on me, Jedi!!

 

[370999]

Xipec Totec. We will have out battle one day, good sir.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Pillows. I can't sleep without having a stack of them, but I always wake with my neck achin'.

 

[The Night Angel]

I'd say my obsession with the small things whilst disregarding the big. (no sex jokes needed here ) That and Lex Luthor, he's always out to get us Kryptonians...

 

[KINGBeerZ]

my braces, I swear sometimes i think that orthodontists are just horrible sadists, giving these to people.

 

[217not237]

My mother. The only antagonist in my life.

 

[Ruedyn]

Batman. Rich bastard >_>

 

[War Penguin]

Polar bears. Those fuckers keep killing my men and invading our territory in the Antarctic.

[sub][sub]... The joke is that I'm a fucking penguin, okay? xP[/sub][/sub]