Alright, here's a new one:
So I replayed Battlefield: Bad Company for the hell of it. So I'm an Attacker. Here's how it goes:
I wonder how I lasted that long.
So I replayed Battlefield: Bad Company for the hell of it. So I'm an Attacker. Here's how it goes:
I spawn as Recon. See an open artillery position. I sit in it and shoot maybe three buildings, destroying them but killing no one. A second after that a tank blows me to kingdom come.
I respawn in the squad as Support. I'm in a field, am running then get sniped.
Respawn in squad as Support again, and using health kits make it to the town. Shotgun'd by someone the second I'm in.
Repeat step above, except replace shotgunner with a Recon (sniper)
So now I go to the base in hopes of getting a vehicle. I see the artillery position spawned. I run into it, and before you can say "banana" a tank blew it and me up.
Respawn as Recon, expecting to use Laser Designator to kill the tank. After noticing there is no tank, I run to a vehicle. Sniped.
Respawn, look for sniper. Sniped.
Respawn in Squad as Specialist. See a tank. Tag tank with the tracer bullets. Tank shoots me to lala land.
Respawn in Squad in the middle of the Defenders town. Killed by a grenade the second I respawn
Repeat step above, except I'm knifed.
Respawn in Squad as Specialist. Take two steps out, sniped.
Respawn in Squad as Support. See an abandoned tank. Get into to tank. I'm in long enough to see the rocket from a laser designator crash directly on the tank, of course killing me.
Again respawn in squad in the middle of the Defender's town. Again I'm knifed upon respawning.
Respawn in squad at someone who's at a crate. Kill two people (hooray), then shotgun'd.
Respawn in squad as Specialist, kill someone, set the charge on the last gold crate. Seconds later a grenade kills me. Charge defused.
RAGEQUIT!!!!!
I respawn in the squad as Support. I'm in a field, am running then get sniped.
Respawn in squad as Support again, and using health kits make it to the town. Shotgun'd by someone the second I'm in.
Repeat step above, except replace shotgunner with a Recon (sniper)
So now I go to the base in hopes of getting a vehicle. I see the artillery position spawned. I run into it, and before you can say "banana" a tank blew it and me up.
Respawn as Recon, expecting to use Laser Designator to kill the tank. After noticing there is no tank, I run to a vehicle. Sniped.
Respawn, look for sniper. Sniped.
Respawn in Squad as Specialist. See a tank. Tag tank with the tracer bullets. Tank shoots me to lala land.
Respawn in Squad in the middle of the Defenders town. Killed by a grenade the second I respawn
Repeat step above, except I'm knifed.
Respawn in Squad as Specialist. Take two steps out, sniped.
Respawn in Squad as Support. See an abandoned tank. Get into to tank. I'm in long enough to see the rocket from a laser designator crash directly on the tank, of course killing me.
Again respawn in squad in the middle of the Defender's town. Again I'm knifed upon respawning.
Respawn in squad at someone who's at a crate. Kill two people (hooray), then shotgun'd.
Respawn in squad as Specialist, kill someone, set the charge on the last gold crate. Seconds later a grenade kills me. Charge defused.
RAGEQUIT!!!!!
I wonder how I lasted that long.