So, there's this guy named Stanley and he's a train conductor. One day, he's conducting his train and he runs over, and kills, 3 people. He gets brought before a judge, where he is sentenced to death. However, before he dies, he is allowed to have one last meal of whatever he wants. Stanley tells them, "On an island in the Caribbean, there's this banana tree. On it are 3 pink bananas. I would like a pink banana cream pie." So the judge sends someone out to get a pink banana and make the pie. After the pie is made, they give the pie to Stanley who eats it eagerly. He then says, "OK, I'm ready to die now. So they put him in the electric chair and set at the medium voltage and zap him. Smoke goes into the air. When the smoke clears, Stanley is still sitting on the chair, unhurt. The judge is astounded, and wants to try again, but Stanley says, "Hey! Thats it, you did what you said you would, now let me go! So they let him go.
One week later, Stanley is driving his train again when he runs over 5 people, two parents and 3 children. He again gets brought before a judge, who again sentences him to death. However, he still gets his last meal, so he again orders a pink banana cream pie. He eats it and says, "Mmmm! That was delicious! I'm ready to die now." They then strap him in the electric chair and raise the power high enough to kill a horse. They pull the lever, and smoke flies threw the air. When it clears, Stanley is still sitting in the chair! After arguing over whether or not they can try again, they eventually let Stanley free.
1 month later, Stanley is conducting his train when he runs over 4 people. He is brought before a judge who sentences him to death for the third time. When he orders his pink banana cream pie, the judge says "Uhuh! That pie is obviously preventing you from getting what you deserve, so can't have that." So Stanley orders a regular cream pie. After eating it, he says, "meh, it was OK, just not that special." Again Stanley is strapped into the electric chair. They now raise the power to its maximum. They pull the lever, and there is a huge explosive noise. All the cities lights go out. Smoke rises into the air. When it clears, Stanley is still sitting in the chair! The judge, bewildered, says, "What's happening? Why aren't you dead?" And Stanley , smiling, says, "I guess I'm just a bad conductor"!
