I had a bit of an off day playing left 4 dead 2 versus the other day. I just couldn't line up a good hunter pounce.
Your Worst Noob moment
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For me it was probably warcraft 3.
I spent a half hour game, carefully planning my structures, putting together a balanced army that hit the food limit as far as it could possibly go, I had all the structures upgraded and all the troops equipment upgrades were maxed out, I amassed a bloody army, I advance to the closest enemy base to take it out aaaaaaaaaaaand I was obliterated by what was one of three small platoons on my enemies side.
I spent a half hour game, carefully planning my structures, putting together a balanced army that hit the food limit as far as it could possibly go, I had all the structures upgraded and all the troops equipment upgrades were maxed out, I amassed a bloody army, I advance to the closest enemy base to take it out aaaaaaaaaaaand I was obliterated by what was one of three small platoons on my enemies side.
I pulled, literally, a hoard of mobs by sidestepping in an instance the other day. Game: Aion + my character: healer = FAIL
Best noob moment I know of : A friend bought Morrowind and played for about 2 weeks without knowing there was a map you can guide by. It took him about 1 week of intense play to get to Caldera...
Best noob moment I know of : A friend bought Morrowind and played for about 2 weeks without knowing there was a map you can guide by. It took him about 1 week of intense play to get to Caldera...
SSBB: On the Mario Bros stage I thought that if you go to one side you come out the other like on the NES and even how the enemies do- boy was I wrong.
Mario Kart: I thought that if you turn around and shoot a red shell, its better than simply shooting a red shell backwards (it won't aim that way), it doesn't work haha.
I have a lot more I'll update it when I think of them haha.
Mario Kart: I thought that if you turn around and shoot a red shell, its better than simply shooting a red shell backwards (it won't aim that way), it doesn't work haha.
I have a lot more I'll update it when I think of them haha.
Left 4 dead, disturbing the witch just to see what happens... or because you're bored. We've all done it. The "best" time to try this out is when playing on Expert.
However my biggest noob moment was a flukey one, Halo 3: in which I chucked a plasma grenade nowhere near my target, completey missing them, having it bounce back off a wall into my face and then proceeding into a nearby corridor where a battle was taking place and blowing up, killing everyone. All six of them, including my teammates. I was not popular.
However my biggest noob moment was a flukey one, Halo 3: in which I chucked a plasma grenade nowhere near my target, completey missing them, having it bounce back off a wall into my face and then proceeding into a nearby corridor where a battle was taking place and blowing up, killing everyone. All six of them, including my teammates. I was not popular.
"Saving Private Ryan", oh yeah! There are cookies right? You didn't just lie to me?KaiRai said:
The first time I played Fifa 09, I scored an own goal in the first 5 minutes, while playing on easy.
the first time i visited undercity. i didn't know how to use the elevator, couldn't find the bank and didn't know where the auctioneer was.
I was getting my ass kicked in COD: WaW and was quite frankly sick of how bad I was playing.
So naturally I decided to hold onto a grenade until I died just to emphasize to others and myself how shite I was playing.
And of course I ended up killing 3 of my team mates and getting kicked from the game.
Huzzah!
So naturally I decided to hold onto a grenade until I died just to emphasize to others and myself how shite I was playing.
And of course I ended up killing 3 of my team mates and getting kicked from the game.
Huzzah!
Starcraft moment: I had wiped out nearly all the enemies buildings and forced him to defend his last two in the corner of the map. I had more forces than he did, but I wasn't all that experienced in tactical warfare. The corner was blocked by a river with only a single bridge to cross. I sent all my forces at him, thinking victory was mine. He destroyed them as they crossed one-by-one over the bridge. By the time I realized what was going on, he had enough firepower to strike back and kicked my ass.Singularly Datarific said:
Flying vehicles in any Battlefield game.
That's all I can say.
Always flip the damn things over, give up, and then just wind up planting C4 on both friendly and enemy craft just to tick off the people that knew how to fly (BFV that time).
Just... stupid helicopters!
That's all I can say.
Always flip the damn things over, give up, and then just wind up planting C4 on both friendly and enemy craft just to tick off the people that knew how to fly (BFV that time).
Just... stupid helicopters!
That's why I've played with friends several times over to figure everything out before going full online and embarrassing myself. lolJonci said: