But wouldn't the lack of showering make one smell of computer geek, the apparent sworn enemy of the undead?EspirituExterminatus said:
YOUR zombie apocalypse survival plan
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Yea, odds have it I'll be a zombie after eating an infected burger.Internet Kraken said:
But assuming I do survive the initial outbreak, I intend to get gather sharp objects such as axes, cleavers etc. and make sure I'm not one of the poor bastards that gets left behind when the army decides to leg it.
Or dress as a giant Carrot, maybe that will fool them into thinking I'm a vegetable and therefore un-edible for zombies...
Edit: Woo! 1000th post.
Me and my mates talked about it for a laugh. Everyone grabs whatever weapons they can and then come to my house.
My house, in the attic, there's only one entrance (other than breaking in through the roof) and it's hard to get to (for a mindless zombie anyway) so we can hold up there until this all blows over.
Lol, we'd probably be the first to go.
My house, in the attic, there's only one entrance (other than breaking in through the roof) and it's hard to get to (for a mindless zombie anyway) so we can hold up there until this all blows over.
Lol, we'd probably be the first to go.
I like in Leeds, England-soo id break into the Royal Armouries and raid the modern weapons section or use an attack elephant...or just cry and shit in a corner.
Speed to the nearest Wal-Mart/similar store. Not big enough to have the hassle of a mall but big enough to get supplies. Grab all the water/seeds/hardware(nails,hammers,planks etc)/ and canned food I can.
Get in the car and break traffic laws on the way to my hillbilly friends Isolated farm, after picking up my family. Hole up and barricade, get to the top floor and destroy the stairs.
If I had time on my side and A LOT of luck I could survive, damn it.
Get in the car and break traffic laws on the way to my hillbilly friends Isolated farm, after picking up my family. Hole up and barricade, get to the top floor and destroy the stairs.
If I had time on my side and A LOT of luck I could survive, damn it.
Learn Necromancy.
...We are talking about those types of zombies, aren't we? I thought the whole "Omg, infection swine-flu zombies" would be old hat..
[small]I thought this would be original..[/small]
...We are talking about those types of zombies, aren't we? I thought the whole "Omg, infection swine-flu zombies" would be old hat..
[small]I thought this would be original..[/small]
I'd probably make a topic about it on the Escapist. It'll then get scoffed at for being another zombie thread and I'll be able to laugh at people who get eaten by zombies and shamefully have to admit I was telling the truth. After that, I'd probably get weapons, go out well armed/defended, find more survivors and lead them all onto a deserted island in the middle of the pacific where we can continue building a new society.
go to hawaii because i dont think zombies can swim and just in case bring some ammo a shotgun and a chainsaw
Did someone say PANIC ROOM?
idk.
True story: One of my more bored friends devised that zombies cannot go through doors so he constructed a door with handles and plated it with one inch of foil...
He also removed a few doors in his basement for convenience.
idk.
True story: One of my more bored friends devised that zombies cannot go through doors so he constructed a door with handles and plated it with one inch of foil...
He also removed a few doors in his basement for convenience.
1. Read the Zombie Survival Guide.
2. Remember the rules of Zombieland.
3. Play Left 4 Dead 2 to get some ideas for what random objects work well against zombies.
4. Assuming I survive the initial infection, I would find a group of other survivors, raid the nearest gun store (assuming it's been abandoned), and grab as many weapons and as much ammo as we can possibly carry.
5. After stocking up on weapons and ammo, we would find the nearest grocery store to see what food we can salvage. And we can't forget the Twinkies!
6. If there are any geniuses, scientists, or doctors in the group (which would be GOOD to have), they would start working on a cure for the virus by doing blood tests on some of the zombies we've killed. Hey, if you want to save humanity, you gotta start somewhere.
7. Make sure said "zombie virus vaccine" can be absorbed through the lungs, assuming it's been tested already, and spray the entirety of the infected area with a crop duster.
That's my plan for how to survive the zombie apocalypse and save humanity in the process. Now I'm in the mood for a Twinkie!
2. Remember the rules of Zombieland.
3. Play Left 4 Dead 2 to get some ideas for what random objects work well against zombies.
4. Assuming I survive the initial infection, I would find a group of other survivors, raid the nearest gun store (assuming it's been abandoned), and grab as many weapons and as much ammo as we can possibly carry.
5. After stocking up on weapons and ammo, we would find the nearest grocery store to see what food we can salvage. And we can't forget the Twinkies!
6. If there are any geniuses, scientists, or doctors in the group (which would be GOOD to have), they would start working on a cure for the virus by doing blood tests on some of the zombies we've killed. Hey, if you want to save humanity, you gotta start somewhere.
7. Make sure said "zombie virus vaccine" can be absorbed through the lungs, assuming it's been tested already, and spray the entirety of the infected area with a crop duster.
That's my plan for how to survive the zombie apocalypse and save humanity in the process. Now I'm in the mood for a Twinkie!
Lol, I assume zombie scientists would need a lab.Geekmaster K said:
Where will you find a lab!?