YOUR Zombie Apocalypse Survivors: Wikipedia Edition

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VaudevillianVeteran

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Gabriel Coury [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Coury], Kazuhiro Koizumi [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazuhiro_Koizumi], Patrick Francis Bresnahanq [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Francis_Bresnahanq] on the Jamsil Bridge [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamsil_Bridge].
 

Cazza

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Location: Ohio State Route 607

Survivors: Steve Holland (footballer), V.V. Whittington & Killer Kowalski

A football Coach, Banker and a professional wrestler what a bunch
with me a student.

In 1928

Oh the fun.
 

Tukadian

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This is a neat idea for a forum game, I like it. :)

If my place can be a time in the past, then it's the 1994 Winter Olympics in Norway, if not then Hârlău, a small Romanian town of about 12,000 people.

My team is;
Carl Linnwood Beck (Again pulled from the past, a professional football player from 1921-26)
Bunny Campione (Was on Antiques Roadshow on BBC for 20+ years)
John Samuel McConnell (Former Major League Baseball pitcher for the Atlanta Braves-2004)

So apparantly my zombie apocalypse has a group of random time-travellers who ended up in Norway to watch the Winter Olympics. I imagine Bunny found a time machine on one of her roadshow pieces, probably sold to her by McConnell, who acquired it during some drunken post-game escapade. So Bunny decides to test the machine, and McConnell hops in with her for shits and giggles. Because Bunny is into Antiques, she hopes back to the 1920's, and tries to get a football jersey, and somehow convinces Beck to come along and party with her in her time machine. For some reason they end up coming to the 1994 olympics, presumably because Bunny enjoys watching speed skating, and shit goes down. They end up having to escape from the ice rink, Beck carrying Bunny on his shoulder as he charges through the crowd, while McConnel watches their backs armed with a baseball bat.
A high speed chase occurs on the luge, with several survivors attempting to get to the bottom to a waiting helicopter before the horde of Zombie Olympiad viewers descend the mountain. The three time travellers are unfortunately killed when their luge skips out of the track, flips over and skids into a ski lodge. Only Bunny is killed instantly on impact, due to her age and general frailty, whereas Beck and McConnel fight off the horde from the cabin for as long as they can, eventually succumbing to the persistent attack.
The time machine itself is thought to be destroyed in the airstrike which was called in to purge the area of the infected, but it only waits, 10 years, to be discovered by a drunken norweigan youth who sells it to a vacationing James McConnell, starting the tragic cycle anew.

:) That was fun.
EDIT: Just realized I was supposed to include myself at some point.... Meh, I'm there during the antique roadshow piece trying to appraise an old clock my dad had, and I'm in intrigued by an antique time machine so I get in with those two, curious to see what blinky lights it has. I unfortunately do not live long during the zombie apocolypse, as I cannot skate and was quickly consumed when I broke a leg trying to cross the ice with the other three.
 

Sn1P3r M98

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In Winnemucca, Nevada, I've got Wally Walrus, Alexandru Tautu, and Garland A. Rivers. We will be fighting in 1378. I'm pretty sure we're screwed.
 

Jukofux

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I was tempted OH SO tempted to add in the fourth 'person' I got, Stubbs the Zombie, I had a wtf moment when that came up
 

Toaster Hunter

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Laure Manaudou, French Olympic swimmer,
Casey Crescenzo, guitarist from the band The Deer Hunter
Scott Andrew Spencer, American abstract painter

We will make out stand in Kaiser, Missouri, in 1884.

Interestingly, while I was searching, both mustard gas and Ticonderoga Class cruisers came up. I get these too, right?
 

darthzew

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Jukofux said:
I was tempted OH SO tempted to add in the fourth 'person' I got, Stubbs the Zombie, I had a wtf moment when that came up
That's... baffling. I'm wondering how that would play out. Would Stubbs fight for you? Or would he choose to fight with his people?
 

Audemas

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I got:
Valdemar Santana [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valdemar_Santana]
Vernon McGarity [http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vernon_McGarity]
Ron Hextall [http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Hextall]

And we are at The Buttermilks [http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Buttermilks]

So I have a Brazilian martial artist, a WWII Medal of Honor Recipient, and one of the best goalies the Philadelphia Flyers have ever had.
 

darthzew

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Toaster Hunter said:
Laure Manaudou, French Olympic swimmer,
Casey Crescenzo, guitarist from the band The Deer Hunter
Scott Andrew Spencer, American abstract painter

We will make out stand in Kaiser, Missouri, in 1884.

Interestingly, while I was searching, both mustard gas and Ticonderoga Class cruisers came up. I get these too, right?
You know what? Sure. That would be freaking sweet.
 

Jukofux

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darthzew said:
Jukofux said:
I was tempted OH SO tempted to add in the fourth 'person' I got, Stubbs the Zombie, I had a wtf moment when that came up
That's... baffling. I'm wondering how that would play out. Would Stubbs fight for you? Or would he choose to fight with his people?
I prefer to think that he would somehow become the enemy overlord and deliver his type of quippy humor as the battle goes on
 

darthzew

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Jukofux said:
darthzew said:
Jukofux said:
I was tempted OH SO tempted to add in the fourth 'person' I got, Stubbs the Zombie, I had a wtf moment when that came up
That's... baffling. I'm wondering how that would play out. Would Stubbs fight for you? Or would he choose to fight with his people?
I prefer to think that he would somehow become the enemy overlord and deliver his type of quippy humor as the battle goes on
You know, I guess we could make him another factor in this whole thing... who is your team's arch-nemesis?
 

darksakul

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darksakul said:
My Team:

Henry James, French Poet and Novelist
Dmytro Doroshenko, Ukrainian political figure
Jerry Seinfeld, Comedian

Location:
Kato Moni, a village in the Nicosia District of Cyprus, located 7 km south of Peristerona.
A french poet, a Ukrainian Politician and Jerry Seinfeld.
Who else think I am destine to die?
 

darthzew

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darksakul said:
darksakul said:
My Team:

Henry James, French Poet and Novelist
Dmytro Doroshenko, Ukrainian political figure
Jerry Seinfeld, Comedian

Location:
Kato Moni, a village in the Nicosia District of Cyprus, located 7 km south of Peristerona.
A french poet, a Ukrainian Politician and Jerry Seinfeld.
Who else think I am destine to die?
Having Jerry Seinfeld would annoy the crap out of me. His show was funny, but his stand-up is kind of annoying imo... But yeah, you're pretty screwed.
 

Jukofux

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darksakul said:
darksakul said:
My Team:

Henry James, French Poet and Novelist
Dmytro Doroshenko, Ukrainian political figure
Jerry Seinfeld, Comedian

Location:
Kato Moni, a village in the Nicosia District of Cyprus, located 7 km south of Peristerona.
A french poet, a Ukrainian Politician and Jerry Seinfeld.
Who else think I am destine to die?
well you could always throw the poet and jerry to the horde to slow them down
 

Knife-28

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I got Pierre Garbay (a French Army General), Lloyd Kaufman (an American film director) and Spartacus. We're at Sydney Tower on the November 13 2012.
[sub][sub]We Be boned[/sub][/sub]
 

cheese_wizington

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darthzew said:
The zombie apocalypse has finally started and you have to survive. You get to have four people in your group of survivors to help out. But the thing about survivors is that you never know who you're going to wind up with.

To figure out who your survivors are, you must go to Wikipedia and hit the "random article" button. The first three PEOPLE to appear are the members of your team, the first place to appear is WHERE you'll be making your stand, and the first date or time is WHEN you'll be fighting.

For example, I got:
Fred H. Colvin, Digvijay Singh, and James Lyall Sharp as my fellow survivors. We'll be making our stand at the 2007 Bonnaroo Music Festival.

Here you are: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
Now, get started!!!

EDIT: Finding time periods is a little difficult... so, if nothing comes up for a while, don't worry about it. Although thinking about a zombie apocalypse happening during ancient Rome or the Renaissance is kinda cool...
2005 Bonnaroo Music Festival! Holy ell! First pick!

Britani Bateman
Geronimo Bruni
Harrison Young (Was the old Private Ryan in Saving Private Ryan)
 

Iron_will

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I got:
Jeffrey William "Jeff" Shaw [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Shaw_%28politician%29] - A dead Australian lawyer. Cool.
Maxwell "Max" Brady [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Brady] - Oh, shit.
McKenzie Kate Westmore [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McKenzie_Westmore] - I think I'm fucked.

We'll be dying at the village of Vlasovo located in Prokuplje, Serbia [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlasovo] during 10 October 1949.
 

GrimTuesday

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Strong Vincent- a civil war Brigadier General with even bigger sideburns then me.
Tyson Sexsmith- A canadian hockey goaltender
Niccolò Machiavelli- if you don't know who he is you're an idiot. Oddly enough he is one of my heroes.

We will be fighting in Kelaniya, Sri Lanka during the Troubles in Ireland
 

Jukofux

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hmm can i do another one? the creator has done three so far...
Time: Nov 6, 2001
Place: PAX...(gamer zombies, oh shi-)
Members: Leonard Nemoy...would be kickass in anyother setting, Edward Cullen....FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-(so screwed so throughly screwed), Saint Patrick... well he charmed the snakes out of ireland, maybe he could do the same with the zombies?
WTF moment: Velociraptor...yay if they're on my side, boo if they're not