Your Zombie Plan?

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Anonymous Overlord

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Some where in the last couple decades, if you saw a movie, played a video game, or read a book you were most likely entertained by the undead. Near every living person has at some point at least heard of the living dead, and that sparks a conversation. "What would you do, in case of zombie apocalypse?".

To aid you in further discussion i have here the two most common types of zombie.

#1. The Infected. these "zombies" are mindless raving animals much like mangy dogs, they dont need to eat human flesh they just need to eat, and there not to picky about what. In truth they aren't dead but living people horribly afflicted with a rabies like unnamed disease that killed 75% of the population before it could be classified. Of the 25% that remain, only 2% are truly immune and the partially immune have become the "zombies". The disease targets the nervous system shutting down the ability to feel pain and reason making them irritable and lacking in any sense of self preservation. If zombies did exist they would most likely be the infected.
Sources: 28 days later, Left 4 Dead, I am Legend.

#2 The Undead. Weather by evil necromantic magics, cosmic radiation, or old testament apocalypse the dead raise from their graves to feast on the flesh of the living (specifically the brain). You got to shoot them in the head or their decayed flesh will eventually catch up to you with a horde of moaning furry, and don't let them bite you, you'll turn into one. They don't think they don't feel, and they may look like your favorite Aunt Leslie, but they'll hunt you down tirelessly till you drop.
Sources: Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Dead Rising (yeah i know they were bees, but the conventions apply)

So what would you do? How would you survive? Would you try and survive alone or group up? Whats more important food, shelter or weaponry; if you could only pick two? Which zombie apocalypse would you rather face, the undead or the infected?

I guess what I'm asking here is, Whats You Zombie Plan?
 

Oilerfan92

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Me and a friend are planning to go to the airport and steal a plane ( with a friend of his that can fly ) and were going to fly down to San Fancisco and go to Alcatraz and stay there. We will periodacly go ashore for supplies and survivors. Then we wait...
 

Hopeless_One

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Same as one of the above posters, as chances are, I'd end up either dead or a zombie.

BUT, if in some cruel twist of fate I managed to be one of the immune, I'd probably go to a Hospital, a Mall and a Graveyard among other Zombie film conventional areas and look for survivors/food/gear.
 

Joe Deadman

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1. become zombie
2. eat brains
3. ????
4. Profit

On a more survivory note: probably make a run for costco since they have massive stacks of everything. Push some of the stacks of water bottles in front of the door and nothings getting in.
 

Svenparty

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Unless they can breathe underwater I would choose a Submarine. Though I most likely would find a small boat and just sail around endlessly.
 

Lazy Kitty

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1. Go to graveyards and other places with dead people.
2. Raise the dead.
3. Recruit the living into my horde.
4. Rule the world.
5. Have zombies build a robot army before they've decomposed too much to be of any use to me.
6. Have robots build more robots.
7. Replace my own body with machines to achieve immortality.
8. Use robot army to take over the universe.
9. Find a way to get to other dimensions.
10. Conquer other dimensions.
11. ???
12. Achieve Godhood.

I really should write this plan down somewhere so I can just copy paste it the next time a thread like this one comes up instead of retyping it every time.
 

rt052192

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i would go out guns blazing killing anything in my way and then end it with a gunshot to the head of trepidation, booyah Trivium reference successful
 

Sassafrass

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Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry!" - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

This was in no way taken from any movie that has ever existed. Ever.
 

Zepren

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I work in tesco and my plan most recent plan hinges around staking out at work. Loadz of food and supplies in there. I need to purchase something to use as a weapon, there's nothing there of real use and i havn't got much at home other then tools and a nun-chuck.
 

ethaninja

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Burrrrr.... arghhhh hommmzaarrrr..... "HELP ME!!! AARRGH!!!! Wheres me shotgun?!?!?!"
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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Depends:

1. Harbor all the food, water, and weapons I can find. Go to an isolated house, go upstairs or in the attic, destroy any means of going up. Stay for as long as I can, when the supplies runs out or shit happened, escape via the roof then either repeat until death or rescuing, or do Number 2.

2. Run out, guns blazing, laughing manically, shouting curses and In Soviet Russia jokes, taking out as many zombies until death or suicide.
 

Avaholic03

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whiston532 said:
Me and a friend are planning to go to the airport and steal a plane ( with a friend of his that can fly ) and were going to fly down to San Fancisco and go to Alcatraz and stay there. We will periodacly go ashore for supplies and survivors. Then we wait...
Sounds like someone didn't read World War Z. Islands aren't safe because zombies can't drown. They'll just walk underwater until they get to you.

My plan is to give a blowjob to a gun. The chances of survival aren't high enough, and even if you manage to survive, do you really want to live in that kind of world?
 

Timotei

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I's build a wall made of zombie threads. most certainly they could never penetrate it.
 

AngelSword

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AngelSword said:
My plan? Close the book I'm reading, as I've begun to take the possibility of a zombie-pocalypse too seriously, and need to get back into reality.
 

Leemaster777

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Well, I'm not sure what I would do in case of the second kind of zombies, but if it were the first kind, I'd go to a graveyard to hide out, at first. See, those kind of zombies are attracted to large groups of people, so malls, churches, and ESPECIALLY hospitals would be big no-nos. Graveyards barely have anyone there most of the time, and therefore would be relatively safe. And really, how many people would GO to a graveyard during a zombie outbreak?

After that, I'd get some supplies (perhaps raid a few houses for guns and food), and head into the woods, where, again, few people live. I suppose I'd hide there until A. I outlived the zombies, or B. Died from my own stupidity. That's about as far as I've ever thought it through.
 

Nelak

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fire up Michael Jackson's "Thriller" and escape while they're all dancing