Your Zombie Plan?

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Paulie92

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high tail it to the nearest army base and arm myself, find a secluded place to wait for the riots and initial mayhem to calm, find a sweet car and some aviators then drive off into the sunset
 

RelexCryo

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Anonymous Overlord said:
Some where in the last couple decades, if you saw a movie, played a video game, or read a book you were most likely entertained by the undead. Near every living person has at some point at least heard of the living dead, and that sparks a conversation. "What would you do, in case of zombie apocalypse?".

To aid you in further discussion i have here the two most common types of zombie.

#1. The Infected. these "zombies" are mindless raving animals much like mangy dogs, they dont need to eat human flesh they just need to eat, and there not to picky about what. In truth they aren't dead but living people horribly afflicted with a rabies like unnamed disease that killed 75% of the population before it could be classified. Of the 25% that remain, only 2% are truly immune and the partially immune have become the "zombies". The disease targets the nervous system shutting down the ability to feel pain and reason making them irritable and lacking in any sense of self preservation. If zombies did exist they would most likely be the infected.
Sources: 28 days later, Left 4 Dead, I am Legend.

#2 The Undead. Weather by evil necromantic magics, cosmic radiation, or old testament apocalypse the dead raise from their graves to feast on the flesh of the living (specifically the brain). You got to shoot them in the head or their decayed flesh will eventually catch up to you with a horde of moaning furry, and don't let them bite you, you'll turn into one. They don't think they don't feel, and they may look like your favorite Aunt Leslie, but they'll hunt you down tirelessly till you drop.
Sources: Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Dead Rising (yeah i know they were bees, but the conventions apply)

So what would you do? How would you survive? Would you try and survive alone or group up? Whats more important food, shelter or weaponry; if you could only pick two? Which zombie apocalypse would you rather face, the undead or the infected?

I guess what I'm asking here is, Whats You Zombie Plan?
I have a shotgun, and some relatives who own shotguns living in the middle of nowhere. Nuff said.
 

Lim3

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Go somewhere cold. Since zombies are dead, and thereby don't produce body heat their blood would freeze making them statues.

And no, i am not aware at what temperature blood freezes.
 

SilverUchiha

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Either fight my way to safety, Left 4 Dead Style... OR convince Blizzard to give them all WoW free for the rest of the decomposing life (which may not last all that long).
 

SideSlyGuy

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Well it would depend really. If all the zombies were the very slow and dumb type I'd just kinda move around them avoiding the horde when I could, maybe hang out in the mall to fend off the rising dead for 3 days or so until rescue. Y'know like that game with Frank West, Photojournalist... He's covered wars you know.

If the zombies are like the ones in Left 4 Dead I'd play more of a solid snake way of surviving, and just hiding leaving the "safe room" or where ever we are only when necessary.

Either way I'd just try to get in touch with my group of friends, they are the ones who have the plan all prepared, I'm just kind of an extra guy.
 

Lust

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1)food&water
2)weapons&transport
3)misc. supplies

I would go to my nearest library. That would be my first choice because, call me paranoid, I think zombies by instinct disperse to where it's most obvious. For example; malls, stores, airports, most houses, schools, subways, and every big city. I just have never seen one if not any zombies stumbling around a library moaning, "uuuhhh......non-fiction.....".There may be places I missed, but, oh well.

The Library has to be at least a two to five story building. One reason is for tactical advantage. Traps can be lain outside the building, a well fortified base is always good, and usually small buildings or crowded spaces are where most people are fed to the horde. The other reason is for complete leisure only. I would have to hurry a bit, but not half-assing the whole preparation thing. My t.v., game consoles, books, movies, and also a mini fridge w/ a freezer would be some of the things I would salvage. That with everything the library already has to offer; books, t.v., crapper, and a sink.

Getting settled down wouldn't be tough, but, helping out survivors, would prove difficult. With weapons, food and shelter covered, security is key. Checking all possible exits while clearing out any undead. For those of you wondering I'll at least have someone else by my side. Going anywhere alone wouldn't be my first choice but if it comes down to it, it's fine.

Finding any and all security cameras would help keep tabs on anyone close by. Since the dead have barely come back to life, I'm not worrying about no electricity. Also, I would have to make a zip line or ladder to get me out of a sticky situation. Other than that I would just have to watch for the occasional survivor, giving aid, gathering supplies, maybe dealing with sociopaths who have no reason to live just because the ugly zombies ate their dog. Boo hoo. They're zombies deal with it.

Other than that, it would just be the world's longest waiting game. Even then I will most likely get bored and run naked toward the ever increasing void of zombies. Battling my way out, half sane, with a shotgun and my will for survival. Even with the inevitable consequence of death. Which would rightfully explain why some zombies are nude.
 

soulsabr

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Sports Boost! Remember, you don't have to outrun the flesh eating zombie - just your neighbour!
 

ghostrider409895

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I am wondering if in the apocalypse you can choose what zombie you turn into.

If you turn into one of those weak, slow moving ones that would stink.

If you were one of those great big, running, smash through buildings type ones, it wouldn?t be that bad.
 

mcpop9

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i would go to wallmart grab 2 hd tv's 2 elites all the games i could fit 2 xbox 360 elites all the food i could get, a Ethernet cord a solar generator a bunch of car batteries get in contact with Heugh "The Pollar Bear Rollin'" from ice road truckers grab the hottest girl in school, my friends also all the red vs blue seasons then truck out way up to the most northern part of Alaska (because the zombies would freeze) then wait for it to blow over
 

ghostrider409895

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I think I would try to come up with either a cure for the zombies, and be the big hero.

If that doesn?t work I would instead come up with a way to manipulate the zombies into being my minions and rule the apocalypse world as the zombie king.

As for surviving till then, I first would want to set up some sort of safe house, preferably something not too large, with few entryways (only one door and no windows). I would install security cameras inside this part of the house, so I will know where everything is at all times. I am not going to die like some teen in a horror film, it isn?t happening.
I would dig out a bunker underneath the house where I would keep important things like my food and supplies, which I would collect at random times once a month from the nearest store, or forge and hunt for such things; though I would like to avoid the latter because that requires more time, and that is something we don?t have. I would also set up some sort of perimeter of traps and alarms, so I will know if zombies or survivors with less than friendly intentions are coming, so I have time to prepare myself to fend them off.

Now, if there are other survivors, I might try to build a vehicle to get to them, and if luck would have it, try to find a zombie free zone to set up a base to try to survive this thing. If that were to happen I would more than likely try to take the find a cure approach and try to cure the zombies.

If I am alone, and have lost family to the zombies, I will probably make it my mission to kill off all the zombies that I can, even if I might die in the process. This is more of the, I don?t care if I live or die approach, just as long as I take down as many zombies as I can first. Hopefully though, I will still keep my head, and be able to plan out each attack, so that way it still improves my chance for survival along with getting me more vengeance.

Lastly, if I feel there is some sort of hope for mankind to bounce back from it all, I might also try to save some of our discoveries. I mean, we have been discovering and inventing things for thousands of years, and the last thing I want to do is sit through thousands of more years for us to re-invent and re-discover stuff.
 

Revolutionary

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1) barricade self in mall
2) shoot of roof (cure infection one bullet at a time)
3)????????
4) profit!
 

kawaiiamethist

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When the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us, I am a dead girl. I'm just not smart or resourceful enough to survive something like that. So I will do something constructive during my last days - like eating as much chocolate and fried foods as I can. Oh, and getting REALLY wasted.
 

iLikeHippos

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I'll quote the Locust Queen from Gears of War.

"But to survive is to endure and prosper"

And as that, my plan is sealed, as I would probably try rebuild society with a group of people, and execute anyone that has the "fucking-stupid" syndrome.

First we retake a city, than we retake the area,
than we retake the docks and airports, and than, (after using radio transmissions for summoning survivors to us)
if we aren't tired of retaking more, we retake the country.

We'll be buildin' sanctuary, mate.
 

.rachel.

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I'd commandeer a car and head as far north as I could go and wait for everything to blow over. Then I'd just hope I don't run into any hungry polar bears.
 

Threx

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First me and my family, friends and anyone else that is going to tag along are going to make it to my friends uncles house. Due to the fact that he is a hunting fanatic, Then we are heading over to another one of my friends step fathers house since he has a huge ass boat than were taking that boat to Pelee Island. There population is only like 50 and zombies can't swim so I think we'd be safe there for a while.