Either escape to my fortress of solitude or just die, since I can not function without the medication to my hands nerve damage (The pain is way too much) so if I do not have access to it, I can barely do anything.,
Your Zombie Plan
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Depends whether I'm at home, or at uni.
If I'm at home, I'd grab my family and dogs, text my mates with my plan, get in the car, drive to the old gunshop in the village centre, (it's not a big area) then drive to the massive high security asylum for the criminally insane that's not a mile away from my house, on top of a hill. Surrounded by forest. Kill the murderers in there, possibly anyone else who gets in my way. Form a semi-dictatorship, not allowing chavs or dicks in there with us. Then have a nice cuppa tea and wait for it to all blow over.
If I'm at uni however, I'm on the outskirts of London and I live on the top floor of a 16 storey tower. With lots of locks. I'd go steal food from other flats (hopefully) and hole up on the top floor. Or maybe raid costcutters if it's clear. Barricade the door. Not let anyone in. Worst comes to worst, go live on the roof and wait for help. Then have a nice cuppa tea and wait for this to all blow over.
If I'm at home, I'd grab my family and dogs, text my mates with my plan, get in the car, drive to the old gunshop in the village centre, (it's not a big area) then drive to the massive high security asylum for the criminally insane that's not a mile away from my house, on top of a hill. Surrounded by forest. Kill the murderers in there, possibly anyone else who gets in my way. Form a semi-dictatorship, not allowing chavs or dicks in there with us. Then have a nice cuppa tea and wait for it to all blow over.
If I'm at uni however, I'm on the outskirts of London and I live on the top floor of a 16 storey tower. With lots of locks. I'd go steal food from other flats (hopefully) and hole up on the top floor. Or maybe raid costcutters if it's clear. Barricade the door. Not let anyone in. Worst comes to worst, go live on the roof and wait for help. Then have a nice cuppa tea and wait for this to all blow over.
Depends on what kinds of zombies. If it's the slow moving ones, I'll grab some melee weapons and whatever I can used as a ranged and gather up survivors as we slowly purge the area. If it's the fast buggers I'll gather up all the supplies I can and hide up in my attic until rescue arrives.
zombies cant swim yes but they dont breathe so they can yust walk across the bottom of the lake, and if your going to get to the island the zombies are going to crowd around the lake edge making you kinda fucked.Sharalon said:
darnit ninja'd! >> props for the referenceAmy Sorel said:
I guess these would accompany grabbing my family's sword and go to my hunting-obsessed friends house, stock up on weapons and stake it out at the nearby warehouse with any other survivors we find and wait it out. My town's local gunclub would work too I would think...
Not a problem...my wife, son and I will go to my comic shop 
The windows are easily blocked off to escape notice and prevent entry. We can barricade the other businesses in the strip mall and move between them quickly using only the ceiling / attic to move between stores. The doctor's office has it's own generator, between the grocery store, the pizza place and the sammich shop we have food and we have plenty to read, several televisions and a boatload of video games to avoid boredom. If there's time was can grab soil, planters and seeds from the nursery across the street to start a rooftop garden in case this ends up being much longer term.
The windows are easily blocked off to escape notice and prevent entry. We can barricade the other businesses in the strip mall and move between them quickly using only the ceiling / attic to move between stores. The doctor's office has it's own generator, between the grocery store, the pizza place and the sammich shop we have food and we have plenty to read, several televisions and a boatload of video games to avoid boredom. If there's time was can grab soil, planters and seeds from the nursery across the street to start a rooftop garden in case this ends up being much longer term.
i live in the mountains so i (along with every neighbor of mine) owns a firearm and i actually know one of those crazy people worried about the end of the world and has a fallout shelter with years of food inside of it. so basically im good on guns, food (hunting/ shelter), shelter, and zombies wont come up the mountain this far
i think im good on my zombie contingent plan
PS this is also my "if X country invades" plan
i think im good on my zombie contingent plan
PS this is also my "if X country invades" plan
Well, since I've already explained my plan like 12 times already, I came up with a new one. I use other zombie planners as bait for the horde.
I'd go to Alaska, the zombies have no body heat, they'll practically freeze to death!
Also I hope for a Nazi Zombie apocalypse, that would be fun.
Also I hope for a Nazi Zombie apocalypse, that would be fun.
if they are in my hometown already I am boned.
if I knew hey were incoming in 2-3 days, I'd board myself up in the nearby supermarket where I work. making sure NOONE can get in. Really noone. (every possible entrance borded up by a massive amount of planks. or an entire stock)
survive there for a year on the food. if it spoils, dump it in the caffeteria. boil any water there might be (ANY) first for 2 minutes, then drink it.
go outside. (every zombie will be dead by then. they cannot feed after the first 2-3 months, causing them to die. they will be eaten by the others, and then the remaining eat the new dead etc etc. i live in a small town, so i suppose they are gone in about a year, max.
rebuild the world alone. I suppose. or look for fellow surviving Earthicans.
If the dead corpsse manage to keep any brain cells after 10 minutes ofc. oxigen ftw
if I knew hey were incoming in 2-3 days, I'd board myself up in the nearby supermarket where I work. making sure NOONE can get in. Really noone. (every possible entrance borded up by a massive amount of planks. or an entire stock)
survive there for a year on the food. if it spoils, dump it in the caffeteria. boil any water there might be (ANY) first for 2 minutes, then drink it.
go outside. (every zombie will be dead by then. they cannot feed after the first 2-3 months, causing them to die. they will be eaten by the others, and then the remaining eat the new dead etc etc. i live in a small town, so i suppose they are gone in about a year, max.
rebuild the world alone. I suppose. or look for fellow surviving Earthicans.
If the dead corpsse manage to keep any brain cells after 10 minutes ofc. oxigen ftw
Bite the bastards back. Stupid zombies. Queensbury rules are made for a reason you jackasses and I can break them too!
Not all zombies... in the book World War Z they can survive underwater and walk on the sea bed.Sharalon said:Well, it's not really a lake, more of the Baltic sea. Besides I could always take a boat.lordlillen said:
I think i'll be just fine...
