You're a pirate! Who's your pirate crew?

[Saint_Zvlkx]

My crew would consist of the Escapist users that have posted on this page so far (OP excluded), and the next 3 users after this post. It'll give me a good deal of work labor and provide entertainment on the journey across the seas.

We would scavenge coastal cities and pillage for videogames, and porn.

Our name: Unio-n-erds

Let me bring one friend, please. I've got an attractive female friend who's a pretty damn good shot with a rifle. Then she can keep the rest of the nerds in line, and bring some actual weapons skills on board.

You'll have to kill one of the other crewmembers/users, then. Who is up to you.

I shall debate this with said friend and return with some explosives, for I have no morals!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Spoiler: Goku the Pirate

That is all.

You would be troublesome on my waters unless goku can be shot.

Since Goku once took a shotgun blast to the back of the head at point blank range and all it did was knock him out for a few minutes, I don't think getting shot is anything he has to worry about. And even so, good luck hitting him.

Thane would snipe him after gordon ramsey lured him with food then arbiter or chrono would finish him.

Clever, although I'm not sure a sniper rifle would have the same effect as a shotgun at point blank. Probably would only give him a big lump on his head. Say why are our pirate crews fighting anyway?

i don't know what are your crews intentions.
*the only reason i said anything was because goku would be more trouble to fight than most people.*

My intentions? I suppose we'd sail around seeking to being justice to the high seas. Pillaging drug lords and oppressive military regimes and redistributing the wealth to those oppressed.

 

[nick n stuff]

i'd have the watchmen. Rorschach could be my buddy...of course, it would have to be against his will.

 

[Emperor Platypus]

These guys

Spoiler: Jolly crew

Aaaaa just imagine the plunder and booty awaiting us.

 

[Purplefood1]

Brian Blessed
Stephen Fry
Haggard (BBC2)
Soldier and Demo Man (TF2)
Emile Heskey (Football player)

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Who makes up your crew

Midgets.

 

[Mastercylinder]

Me captain (duh)
Guybrush Threepwood-1st mate
Indiana Jones-Navigator
Soundwave (G1 version)-communications
Spock-(science officer/documentation)
Richard Dreyfuss's character from Jaws-(Defense/oceanology)
Swedish Chef-(cook)

 

[kaveradeo]

Spoiler: Goku the Pirate

That is all.

You would be troublesome on my waters unless goku can be shot.

Since Goku once took a shotgun blast to the back of the head at point blank range and all it did was knock him out for a few minutes, I don't think getting shot is anything he has to worry about. And even so, good luck hitting him.

Thane would snipe him after gordon ramsey lured him with food then arbiter or chrono would finish him.

Clever, although I'm not sure a sniper rifle would have the same effect as a shotgun at point blank. Probably would only give him a big lump on his head. Say why are our pirate crews fighting anyway?

i don't know what are your crews intentions.
*the only reason i said anything was because goku would be more trouble to fight than most people.*

My intentions? I suppose we'd sail around seeking to being justice to the high seas. Pillaging drug lords and oppressive military regimes and redistributing the wealth to those oppressed.

oh well then i would like align with you or something. I would answer your calls of aid and not attack you.

 

[hannan4mitch]

Everybody from TF2 and Doctor Who.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Spoiler: Goku the Pirate

That is all.

You would be troublesome on my waters unless goku can be shot.

Since Goku once took a shotgun blast to the back of the head at point blank range and all it did was knock him out for a few minutes, I don't think getting shot is anything he has to worry about. And even so, good luck hitting him.

Thane would snipe him after gordon ramsey lured him with food then arbiter or chrono would finish him.

Clever, although I'm not sure a sniper rifle would have the same effect as a shotgun at point blank. Probably would only give him a big lump on his head. Say why are our pirate crews fighting anyway?

i don't know what are your crews intentions.
*the only reason i said anything was because goku would be more trouble to fight than most people.*

My intentions? I suppose we'd sail around seeking to being justice to the high seas. Pillaging drug lords and oppressive military regimes and redistributing the wealth to those oppressed.

oh well then i would like align with you or something. I would answer your calls of aid and not attack you.

Arrrrr, it be a deal then.

 

[Lullabye]

Well, luffy and the gang of course.

 

[Peteron]

Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Ussop, Nami, Nico Robin, Brook, Franky, and Chopper of course!

 

[kaveradeo]

theres a bunch of luffy and the gangs.

 

[Sallix]

The Heavy, the Medic, the Engineer, the Demoman, Gordon Freeman, Crazy Dave, Commander Shepard, Garrus, Wrex and Morgan Freeman.

 

[Comrade Mateo]

My Ten:
Graham Stark/Paul Sanders from LRR (Masters of Disguise)
Yahtzee (Tell other ships they are a terrible game)
Rebecca Mayes (Entertainment, and she's probably good with a sword)
John Funk (Awesome last name, army of Gundam Robots)
Doug Walker AKA That Guy with the Glasses (He has a gun and knows how to use it)
Aaron Diaz (Drawing, Physical Anthropology, Wikipedia)
Lone Wanderer (VATS)
Isaac and Miria from Baccano! (They have connections)
Dominic Deegan (Magical Abilities)
Baron Munchauson (insures our adventures are adventurous)
Zeff (We need a cook, and he is badass)

 

[Mr. Omega]

We are the Masters of Insanity!

-Me (Co-Captain)
-Monkey D. Luffy (Co-Captain) he's awesome, and I'm an OP fan, plus, he'll bring the rest of his crew, so I get all the Strawhats!
-Guybrush Threepwood (First mate) he's lucky, but I'd never trust him with a position of real power.
-a TF2 Demoman (Gunner), he's perfect pirate material
-Jack Sparrow (IDK) he's lucky and completely insane
-Gregory House (Doctor) He's crazy enough to be a pirate
-Link (Musician) he has sailing experience, and can play loads of instruments, and can fight
-Kratos (IDK) Sailing experience, can kill any mystical sea monsters we run into
-Altair (Navigator) He has all sort of knowledge, is stealthy, and is very wise.
-Deadpool (IDK) He's insane, good with guns and swords.
-Samus (IDK) Can keep record, good fighter, and has future technology
-Finally, anybody in the escapist willing to join a crew called the Masters of Insanity!

Together, we do whatever we please, be it heroic or heinous. Some will respect us. Some will fear us. But all will know us!

 

[Upbeat Zombie]

Hmmm..
1.Johnny Depp(Jack Sparrow)
2.Jack Black
3.Mike Myers(Austin Powers)
4.Mini Me
5.Steve-o
6.Johnny Knoxville
7.Jim Gaffigan
8.Zach Braff(JD)
9.Samuel L Jackson
10.Robert Downey Jr.
It'd be fun. Don't know how well they would work as a pirate crew though.

 

[jultub]

A team of highly skilled cyborg ninjas, preferably their living parts are undead.

 

[FullMetalTrenchcoat]

I'll just take Duke Nukem... Oh wait.

We will be called: "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."

 

[TheJoojo]

Spoiler: Sniper Jesus

And Cthulhu...