You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[Johnnyallstar]

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[Sir Ollie]

Do a barrel roll mother fucker!

 

[meatloaf231]

Times are tough.

 

[pyros550]

'What do you mean I am error, i say that you are the error good sir!'

either that or:

'Once you leave my house and continue your quest my father climbs to the roof and sings I believe i can fly'

 

[runtheplacered]

Go gather 12 logs and then take them to the next town over.

 

[Pain_Inflictor]

LIQUID!

 

[Skizle]

My brain is a moose!

 

[theCMNDER]

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!

 

[orreso]

Kill some boars, it builds character

 

[Delos25]

Man you look pasty... When's the last time you went outside?

 

[spuddyt]

PILLS HERE

 

[Scorpioenigma]

"Violence saves lives"

 

[Combined]

It's a marvelous day to be alive - the birds are singing, the sun is shining, the smell of doom and destruction is in the air, but I just stay here and do nothing with myself except occasionally scream something about an awkward shuttle at awkward station and beat some citizens, hey, where are you going?

 

[runedeadthA]

"You really arn't very good at this game Gavin."

Just to freak out all the Gavins out there ;p

 

[Sgt. Dante]

remember to search for traps

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

"Stop you've violated the law, your stolen goods are now forfeit, pay the fine or you're under arrest"


I dont know whats worse, the fact that I chose that line or that I can remember it word for word.

 

[Archaon6044]

Do a Barrel Roll!