You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[Soigieoto]

"IMA CLERIC"

Yeah i'm a cleric.

 

[RYjet911]

Hi, I'm Ryan, and this is my one line of dialogue!

 

[jamesworkshop]

"Press X not to die"

 

[Faeanor]

Flying bananas can't talk, they just want you to think they can.

 

[inkheart_artist]

Be a strung out little mess in a back alley and say 'hey man....you got the pills?' Maybe there would be some pills you could find in the game and if you came back with them I'd be an unfair boss fight.

or "you ever get the feeling that the whole world is just sets of ones and zeros and that we only exist to sate the fantasies of some fat ugly loser in his bedroom? I do..."

 

[Jingermanoo]

"What...What is love?"

 

[Bullfrog1983]

"Game over man! Game over!"

 

[The Rockerfly]

I'm only here so you have a visual aid for when this part of the city is destroyed, so you can hate the guy in the suit more.

 

[thatstheguy]

"You look like the main character of this game, so I'm not going to be creped out by the fact that your talking to everyone."

 

[The Rockerfly]

"James, there's a man with a knife behind you."

That'll give all the James' out there quite a scare

If not that, it would be "Fap Fap Fap"

Yes, yes it did give the James community a great scare. Please refrain from lying in the future.

 

[Asymptote Angel]

"Don't get too attached to me--you're probably never going to see me again."

 

[10BIT]

"Hey! I have something important to tell you!"

 

[rekabdarb]

4 words, DRAGON BALL THE MOVIE AHAHAHAHHA

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Are you looking for 3-dog, he's upstairs.

 

[Gamine]

What is NPC?

Non-Player Character, the most common type being the people in villages who walk 5 feet one way, stand still, and walk 5 feet the other way, and usually only offer one line of dialogue like, "My cows are gone, I wonder if it has to do with the monster in that cave over there."

Ohh ok, lol!!

"Maybe if you didnt stop to talk to me, you would have finished the game by now"

 

[TGHI]

"I said come in, don't stand there"

Those who know, KNOW.

 

[DeadWaker718]

All right, this sucks, I just went through this quest line and killed all 14 macguffin monsters, and now this stupid bug won't let the quest finish. Oh, wait, YOU'RE the PC. Sorry. Damn Turing Test.
http://xkcd.com/329/

 

[Hman121]

"Please kill me before I become one of those,those THINGS!"