You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[BallPtPenTheif]

"What will you give me for these two double cheeseburgers?"

(boyz in the hood reference... the brits might not know it)

 

[Fanboy]

"Uh, what the hell are you doing in my house!?"

or

"Well, at least things can't possibly get any worse."

or

"Excuse me, but your fly is down. I hope you haven't been walking around like that for hours..."

 

[ZenMonkey47]

"It is foretold that only he who renames their entire party 'Shenanigans' and defeats Xygax the World Devourer without any equipment or spells can receive the Infinity plus 1 sword"

 

[quack35]

Welcome to Corneria!

 

[Lucane]

I may be a pick pocket but I don't walk into strangers homes and rob thier chests and break thier pots.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

I fu**ed your mom, bit**.

Then I wait

 

[Lord Beautiful]

how i mine 4 fish?

 

[coldfrog]

Sorry, the princess is in another barren wasteland.

 

[kingbonobo]

look i'm only ever gonna say the same words over and over so stop asking me stuff before I try to get some xp out of you.

 

[dalek sec]

"Please don't kill me and take all my money!"

 

[Avatar Roku]

"...and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'save us!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'no.'"

"Hey! Do you want to feel so energetic?!"

 

[Sarge7777]

LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JHENKIINS!!

Zombies over there, Kill They ASS

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Split up... What a pathetic fucking idea!

 

[prinxess]

'' You lose. Do you wish to continue?'' (Dont Say Yes, Damn it!)

 

[RowdyRukia]

"Hello stranger. A woman came earlier asking for you. She mentioned something about "hot coffee". You can find her in the %@#$^% $lains of ^&*%%. Farewell."

I'm a friendly npc! ^.^

 

[stormcaller]

Hero!,Hero!,Hero!,Heeero!

Damn that little ***** from Fable 1, she could follow you around too.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Help I'm trapped in a game company office and there forcing me to write dialogue!

 

[Zaleznikel]

"If you talk to me again, I'll tell you the meaning of life."

 

[E-mantheseeker]

I fu**ed your mom, bit**.

Then I wait

...For the player to unsheathe their weapon?

 

[Shotzey]

"Kobold"
or
"mabey if you talk to me again i'll have something else to say"