You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[RichardEdwards]

"You know, that gear isn't all that awesome. I've seen better."

 

[DiamondJim]

"Y'know, I was in play once... only had one line though."

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Standing infront of me for 42 hours 42 mins and 42 seconds holding all four back buttons and rotating the analogue sticks anti-clockwise unlocks EPIC MODE.

Win.

 

[CertifiedWaffle]

I wonder how the corn fields are doing today...

 

[E-mantheseeker]

" . . ."

"DO A BARREL ROLL."

"I CAST FLARE."

"I can give you a hint on what to do next for $300."

To be even funnier, the character would have the option of actually giving the $300, but the dialogue remains unchanged. Better make it $2000, just to be extra mean.

 

[Extravaganza]

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!

Or nawt

 

[zacaron]

press F12 to jump.

 

[Legion]

"Where's My Moose?"

 

[Pengowen]

DOOD!

 

[E-mantheseeker]

"(one sentence spoiling the entire plot)."

You would be the most legendary and hated NPC of all time.

 

[TaborMallory]

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

That guy saved me from the guards once XD

 

[I3uster]

"I will say this line again if you ask me again"

 

[ShogunGino]

"I'm not sure where I put the antidote to that poison you ate..."

"Attack enemy weak points for massive damage."

"I'm only worth 1 exp, I ain't worth killing, sir."

"{starts singing Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up, and you can't stop talking until he finishes}"

"Ha ha, you probably wasted 60 bucks on this dung heap!"

"3...
2...
1..."(NPC explodes, killing you and erasing your entire memory card.)

 

[SmugFrog]

Stay a while and listen!

I can't believe no one said this yet!
"Stay a while and listen."

Dang it. I was pretty sure no one was going to do that one. Well, we can both do it, right? Then we'll be those 2 annoying guys.

 

[Cyrin]

"syntax error dialog not found: file/*dmp154 missing!"

 

[Arayis]

"I don't have a spell ready."

 

[James Cassidy]

"Wake up, you're being controlled by someone behind a controller."

or if it is a PC game

"Wake up, you're being controlled by someone behind a keyboard."

 

[Trikeen]

all your base are belong to us.

 

[bad rider]

How many times have we been through this, I hate you. See that guy over there, yeah the one with the gun pointed at us, him I like better.

 

[KeithA45]

"You look like the main character of this game, so I'm not going to be creped out by the fact that your talking to everyone."

Awesome! But you have to include "...or find it weird that you've broken into every house on the block talking to everyone and looting all their old-style treasure chests without them caring"