You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[kmg90]

"I feel asleep!"

 

[JannixPizzalordofdoom]

"Prepare for unforseen consequences..."

 

[Deadpool062]

"ID NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THIS BUUUUUUUUUUT wigawaguwaggawuggawigga" you ask, "what" and the NPC says "oh thats just something i never thought i would have to say"

 

[Dramatic Flare]

A very bad pun.
For instance, if I have a REALLLLYYYY tall character...
"I'd love to talk, but I can't get my head out of the clouds!"

 

[scoobyduped]

"Reload Dr. Freeman"
or...
"SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[blankedboy]

"Why of course my lad, you can only find such a herb in the town of Moonwell Pass!"

 

[Ramthundar]

"Nooo, of course that cave doesn't have flesh eating monsters! It has...a rabbit. A harmless white rabbit *chuckles*
(points for anyone who get's the referenece.)

 

[Link Kadeshi]

"You are the Hero foretold of in the prophecies. Now you must embark on an epic journey to save all our cheese stocks from the evil monkeys. As king, this is all I can do for you." *Hands PC a broken wooden sword.*

 

[AmazingShortbus]

When the great snoffolofagus sneezed, SATURN EXPLODED!

 

[Shas]

"I'm not sure where I put the antidote to that poison you ate..."

"Attack enemy weak points for massive damage."

"I'm only worth 1 exp, I ain't worth killing, sir."

"{starts singing Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up, and you can't stop talking until he finishes}"

"Ha ha, you probably wasted 60 bucks on this dung heap!"

"3...
2...
1..."(NPC explodes, killing you and erasing your entire memory card.)

And every time you go back, he's still there

[Edit] Or he seeks you out all the time

 

[c0rtha]

PILLS HERE

yeh im with this guy

i would love to be Fable 2's only drug dealer

 

[Kirosilence]

"They didn't pay me enough for a second line."

 

[IsoNeko]

That's right. Go to GameFAQ's for a walkthrough, at least I'm completing my life without a hints and tip guide.

 

[JoshasorousRex]

I banged your mum (or sister/girlfriend/wife)

 

[Mister Ash]

'I told them I didn't cut the rope'

 

[Harp]

I've got a few.

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
Either that or,
"Your health is low, do you have any potions? Or food?"

I could cope with, "I'm here to lengthen gameplay and diminish your sanity."
And my final, "Get out of here, Stalker."

 

[Marv21]

SNAKKKKKKKKE SNAKEEEEEEE SNAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *Makes own dramatic music*