You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[E-mantheseeker]

"I'm not sure where I put the antidote to that poison you ate..."

"Attack enemy weak points for massive damage."

"I'm only worth 1 exp, I ain't worth killing, sir."

"{starts singing Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up, and you can't stop talking until he finishes}"

"Ha ha, you probably wasted 60 bucks on this dung heap!"

"3...
2...
1..."(NPC explodes, killing you and erasing your entire memory card.)

A NPC suffering from spontaneous combustion would be awesome, and any NPC that traps me in a Rick Roll, would get the wrath of my biggest weapon to the face

 

[ShogunGino]

"I'm not sure where I put the antidote to that poison you ate..."

"Attack enemy weak points for massive damage."

"I'm only worth 1 exp, I ain't worth killing, sir."

"{starts singing Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up, and you can't stop talking until he finishes}"

"Ha ha, you probably wasted 60 bucks on this dung heap!"

"3...
2...
1..."(NPC explodes, killing you and erasing your entire memory card.)

A NPC suffering from spontaneous combustion would be awesome, and any NPC that traps me in a Rick Roll, would get the wrath of my biggest weapon to the face

And just your luck, it would be one of those games where you CAN'T kill NPCs.

 

[freebiewitz]

This is CAKE TOWN!

 

[Branovices]

"..."

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

As loud as I can charge while yelling "I'm the Juggernaut *****!"

 

[Dogstile]

you really, really should not have pirated this. as i speak to you we have reported you to the police, and the local authority's are going to take legal action, have a nice day.

just to scare all of those 10 year old's who pirate everything, wouldn't work on anyone older

 

[Deadpool062]

press b to jump or i like cake

 

[MaxFan]

This one would make me laugh.

"Frozen in sleep for a thousand years. Now, here in Manhattan, the spell is broken, and we live again!"

*waves arms and flops on ground for fifteen seconds*

"It's alive! AAAALIVE! I always wanted to say that."

 

[NoDamnNames]

"Don't forget to reload Dr. Freeman"

 

[JoshasorousRex]

"I said come in, don't stand there"

Those who know, KNOW.

I know that! Wow that accent too... and repeating over and over. I always think STFU I'm going in!!

 

[KaZZaP]

Press B to jump! (I must be the millionth person to say that)

 

[the protaginist]

all you damn video game characters walkin' through my lawn...i'm sick of it.

 

[LewsTherin]

Bet you want to know what that guy does with all those wolf livers you gave him. it's not pretty.

 

[goin-mad]

"Turn off the game . . . you're sitting too close to the screen."

 

[Baonec]

"Secrets are like Herpes, they are there to be spread so buy me another drink and find out which you get"

 

[Citrus]

"Is someone moving around out there?"

"Who?" (me)

"I don't know who, that's why I'm worried."

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

Press "A" to jump.

EDIT: Nvm, I need to look through a thread before I post, goddammit. Probably, "Just to let you know, I'm going to die before I tell you [insert thing about your "Ultimate Quest" that you need to know and you have to track everywhere to find out]".

 

[Bob Saget]

I digress.

 

[JoshasorousRex]

C-C-C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!!!!

Go my avatar!! ^_^

 

[s-l-u-g]

Vi-o-lins!! Violins are bad! not violence.