You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[pyros550]

I'm surprised no ones said "I am error"

I kinda did, but it probably wasn't clear

 

[PersianLlama]

Kill over 9000 bears, and you will be rewarded with the ultimate quest of killing over 18,000 boars.

 

[Tales of Golden Sun]

'I'm stuck on repeat'

 

[Novania]

4 things

1. I sense the winds of change are upon us...

2. HEY MOMA YEAAAAAH

3. Who wants a body massage?

4. MR BODY MASSAGE MACHINE GO!!

oh one more

I can't feel my hooves...

 

[Iampringles]

9/10 women prefer the athletic man. Choose SportsBoost today.

 

[One Seven One]

big head is not pleased!

 

[The Random One]

*sigh* Times are tough.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

The Cake is a Lie!

 

[Arrers]

I'm surprised no ones said "I am error"

I kinda did, but it probably wasn't clear

Oh, my apologies then.

 

[Blights]

MEOW! "NPC Spins around rapidly"

 

[Trivun]

"James, there's a man with a knife behind you."

That'll give all the James' out there quite a scare

If not that, it would be "Fap Fap Fap"

Yes, yes it did give the James community a great scare. Please refrain from lying in the future.

Even better: "Adrian, there's a man with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder behind you. Oh, he's got a knife too, but that isn't really important..."

My actual submission to this: "Zoey has startled the Witch! Wait, what do you mean you aren't Zoey? And what do you mean I'm not a Witch? You've just invalidated my entire existence in this crappy game. Thanks a lot..."

 

[bodyklok]

Snake. Snake? SNNAAKKEEE!

 

[Mstrswrd]

"...So... how are we speaking even though you are a silent protagonist?"

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

"Pick up that can."

 

[avian304]

I can't believe no one said this yet!
"Stay a while and listen."

 

[Sketchy]

Hi, I'm Sketchy.

 

[Psyco Slim]

one does not simpy walk into Mordor.

 

[Dele]

Go gather 12 logs and then take them to the next town over.

Instant classic!

I would propably say something like "Errorcode#06 incorrect strings attached"

 

[kingbonobo]

I have one level in commoner, you have three levels in some crazy PC class that allows to wield weapons in public and beat down on who you feel is the bad guy. Go ask someone else where the treasure is. I've got cows to tend to and low DC skill checks to make you dick.

Or my personal favourite......


psst wanna buy some shrooms?