You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[Arionis]

"Nooo, of course that cave doesn't have flesh eating monsters! It has...a rabbit. A harmless white rabbit *chuckles*
(points for anyone who get's the referenece.)

Better grab that Holy Hand Grenade.

 

[Tempest Fox]

"Duuuuuuuuuude, you are soooooooooooooooooooo dead..."

 

[SimuLord]

You want to buy something, you can't beat the Market District in the Imperial City.

 

[blankedboy]

"Nooo, of course that cave doesn't have flesh eating monsters! It has...a rabbit. A harmless white rabbit *chuckles*
(points for anyone who get's the referenece.)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

 

[neoman10]

BONZAAAAIII!

 

[Daniel.Amari]

Press X to not die.

 

[Shas]

What do you mean you still died when you pressed X?
...
you did it wrong

 

[Chickenlittle]

I AM A BANANA

 

[maddawg IAJI]

i can tell you how to beat the final boss. all you have to do is *gets shot by main character*

 

[Fenring]

I'm a bit part demon, a small time misfit.
I'd say you'd be dead by dawn but I don't really mean it.

One hug/high-five via the internet to anyone who gets that.

 

[lanydx]

Snake,Snake,SNAKE!

 

[sanspec]

get over here!!
(for all the not so bright people, its from mortal combat)

 

[Arkfeller]

I HAVE NO GREETING

 

[Valiance]

I am error.

 

[drummond13]

I'm a bit part demon, a small time misfit.
I'd say you'd be dead by dawn but I don't really mean it.

One hug/high-five via the internet to anyone who gets that.

"Now it's time for me to sing, sing, siiiiiiiing! I'm (BLAM)"

Saw it opening night. Wonderfully obscure reference, that.

 

[INF1NIT3 D00M]

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

That guy saved me from the guards once XD

The first time I saw that guy I wrote him off as a jerk, but then I watched as he SCREAMED his one and only line at an old lady. He yelled over her as she tried to tell him about her daughter. Me and my friend nearly died laughing.

"I have the most wonderful granddaughter--"
"I DONT KNOW YOU AND I DONT CARE TO KNOW YOU!"
"she lives in --"
"I DONT KNOW YOU AND I DONT CARE TO KNOW YOU!"
"Have you ever been to--"
"I DONT KNOW YOU AND I DONT CARE TO KNOW YOU!"
"Oh, you mean mt. doom? no I've never been --"
"I DONT KNOW YOU AND I DONT CARE TO KNOW YOU!"

It went on for somewhere around 5 minutes.

Right after, we were chilling in a town, shooting arrows at a target alongside some guy. He ran out before we did, and thought it was a good idea to grab his arrows as we were shooting. We shot him in the shoulder, and he flipped out. We later got the guards to kill him. We ran around til everyone stopped caring, then we walked by again and he remembered to try and kill us. The guards saw him attack us and killed him for it. So we got off the hook and he got killed. Good times.

Oblivion has some of the best stories...

 

[Kabutos]

I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!

Oldie but a goodie.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

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