You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[Rational-Delirium]

Why do you look at me that way!?

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

"NPC? No, I'm the main character...press a button and watch. Go ahead, press it."

 

[cyber_andyy]

Do what you want cos' a pirate is free, YOU are a pirate!

 

[Baonec]

"Leeeeeeeroooooooyyyyyy Jeeeenkinnnnsssss!!" before running at the overpowered player.

 

[mrfishyfish]

"ERROR - PLEASE REMOVE DISK" They never see it coming

 

[BlackPhoenix0928]

Does anyone know what the line "The crocodiles...Are ferocious!" is from?

YOU WIN A SUGAR COOKIE *singsongy*

no homo!

 

[cj_iwakura]

Game over.

 

[The_Chief]

i would recite pie to the 1000th number very slowly in an unskippable text box

 

[(Insert name hear)]

"Want to see a picture of my hog?" (pulls out a picture of a motorcycle) A free cookie to whoever knows where this comes from. (since i don't think that it is exactly how it goes)

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

(Probably already said but...)

Sorry, the Princess is in another castle.

 

[chomesuke]

You die now.

 

[The_Heretic]

Sorry no help here see another NPC.

 

[GoldenRaz]

"I know you want me, wearing that armor and all..."
(starts undressing, accompanied by that synth-song that always is when a hot chick gets out of a pool in a movie)

 

[Ctrl-Alt-Elite]

 

[FireFly90]

"Sorry, the NPC you activated is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the troll behind you has devoured your corpse."

 

[Deadpool062]

monty python ftw

 

[Deadpool062]

in reply to that white..rabbitt thing
way back there

 

[terribleyetfun]

just give me the item I`l unlock the door and you can go away and I never have to talk to you again because really you are not fun to hang out with you`re moody and depressing and it just brings me down so leave please.

 

[destroyer383]

give me more lines