You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[GoldenRaz]

Got some more:

-Oh no, not YOU!!*double facepalm*

(Starts reading aloud from the bible, continues until the end, and then asks
-What does verse Matthew 26:31-33 say?(not allowing you to leave until you write it down, word for word)

-Oh no, you're the protagonist, I guess I have to die now!*simply falling to the ground*

 

[SunGryphon]

"(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail?"

 

[TheDoctor455]

"Vae Victus!" (Kill everyone else within sight range)

 

[IamQ]

Having fun beating up my people?

 

[wlminter]

STOP! You violated the law!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Why are you trying to talk to me?

 

[Outasync]

Rorschach's journal...

 

[ModReap]

If you give me 999 MegaDeathMonster Horn's then I will let you on the ride to Prinus

 

[Berethond]

Little boy, I'm just a man, a mere civil servant
against this tyrant God
I've allied with our King, salvation he brings
protecting the city against all the troops Heaven sent
but the dead walk again, this is the end.
Oh I'm just a man, my time has come
Long live King Simius! May he deliver us from this nightmare!
And with a blast like the sun
his lips are unwrapped from the barrel of his gun.


Pure epicness.

 

[Dapsen]

what about co-co-cola? would you like some co-co-cola? would you like to drink the co-co-cola?

 

[Vor@Tan]

i kill anyone who looks at me funny! *BANG*

 

[The_Heretic]

What?! Oh.....You want information.....Sorry...fresh out.

 

[Ramthundar]

"HEERRRREEEE'SSSS JOHNNY!"

 

[Ashbax]

"Reload Dr. Freeman!"

Damn! Ninja'd! I was gonna say that...

Alright...how about...

"Greetings, hero of azeroth, the noble 'LoLoLiSmOkEkRaK!' Head into the forest and come back to me with 12 wolf pelts!"

 

[The_Chief]

"HEERRRREEEE'SSSS JOHNNY!"

"you dirty rat!"

 

[DeviousCrypto]

Patch yourself up!

 

[ravensshade]

don't go trough this door yet it leads to certain doom

 

[Sparrow]

Because it's a big stupid jellyfish!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

If anyone tries talking to me, I'll kill myself.