You're an NPC with only one line of dialogue

[Guestowel]

"That is not a valid option"

 

[Broady Brio]

Might have said already but oh well.

"I am Bender, please insert girder."

 

[terribleyetfun]

no,no,no you want the other faceless npc that you`ll want to kill as soon as you meet but can`t because the game developers hated you, he should be right across the map past the invincible super dragon of chaos and destruction.

 

[pauld]

bloody hell, there are an awful lot of small creatures, can you kill ten for me

oh wow, deja vu

 

[scatmanfan]

Press B to jump! Press B to jump!

 

[Dramatic Flare]

I'd totally have one William Faulkner style line, and somewhere just after the point 90% go tl;dr, would be a quick way to get a decently large amount of cash near the beginning of the game for no effort, followed by the line "And if you put this out on the internet, we will personally come to your website and infest your computer with a virus. We know who you are."

 

[Kyletacullar]

well this one isn't an NPC but you all should recognize it ^_^
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

 

[Osaris]

"IM PREGNANT! YOU'RE THE FATHER, AND IM GONNA KILL ALL 3 OF US!"

R.I.P George Carlin

 

[MasterSqueak]

OHGODMYINTERNALORGANS!

Followed by me exploding and killing the player.

 

[TheCameraman]

I'm sorry, but the Princess is in another castle.

 

[FastFoot92]

WHATTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRJASSSSSSDFGHJJHHHHYYYYYYTTTTTR ?????????????''''lllllkhgdswww






ERROR E R R O R $ % ^ % % # @ #

 

[luna_moth]

"How appropriate you fight like a cow"

 

[Svizzara]

You talkin' to me?

 

[Bluedemon322]

"Cat not for sale."


Cookie to whoever gets the reference. Hint: Its made by the creator of UR

 

[Nexus424]

"Wait your not wearing shorts"

 

[Logic 0]

Buy the most expensive item in the shop right now!

 

[SimpleChimp]

"I saw a mudcrab the other day. . ."

Lol JK

My line would be something like.

"Wow, you sure are a narcissist, you don't think we can fix our own problems? I mean look at Jimmy over there, he isn't trying to level up and buy the best armor. He is content just protecting us. But you? You would kill your grandmother for 30 gold then kill the guy and take the rest of his gold. Your evil Chris" (I say chris to fuck with all the gamers named chris"

or

"Your not alone" . . . in green font, then my face glitches and falls off.

Or.

"A/S/L, what are you wearing. Send me some Noodz?"

 

[SimpleChimp]

Oh, even better.

"Could you help me with a problem" (yes/no) if yes "Could you help me with a problem"

If No

"Could you help me with a problem"

 

[Desert Warrior]

"Stay awhile and listen..."
or
"Time is Money Friend"
or make up one like

"Ya know we can make some money off 'dese 'ead crabs"

 

[LeonLethality]

Dont progress this story it's crap