You're dying.
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Man doth not yield himself to the angels, nor unto death utterly, save only through the weakness of his feeble will. - Joseph Glanvill
Or if I'm in a sillier mood, "Cancer! [or whatever] My only weakness!"
Or maybe, "No one ever guesses correctly how they're going to go out. You can't see your own death, because then you would try too hard to avoid it. I had some deep remarks planned for the occasion of my death by saving babies from a burning building, and now no one gets to hear them."
Or maybe, "I've often speculated on what my last words would be. I'm throwing those notes away, because I work best under pressure".
Or if I'm in a sillier mood, "Cancer! [or whatever] My only weakness!"
Or maybe, "No one ever guesses correctly how they're going to go out. You can't see your own death, because then you would try too hard to avoid it. I had some deep remarks planned for the occasion of my death by saving babies from a burning building, and now no one gets to hear them."
Or maybe, "I've often speculated on what my last words would be. I'm throwing those notes away, because I work best under pressure".
I've always wanted to go out with a joke. You know, a real groaner.
-Hey what's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.
-Two muffins are sitting in a oven. One turns to the other and says,"Damn, it's not in here." The other one says,"Holy shit, a talking muffin!"
Either that or-"Why are you all crying? Just put me in a cave and I'll be back in 3 days."
"Now just to wait for the resurrection pill to take affect....*reads label*...results may vary? Shit."
-Hey what's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.
-Two muffins are sitting in a oven. One turns to the other and says,"Damn, it's not in here." The other one says,"Holy shit, a talking muffin!"
Either that or-"Why are you all crying? Just put me in a cave and I'll be back in 3 days."
"Now just to wait for the resurrection pill to take affect....*reads label*...results may vary? Shit."
"VICTORY!!!"
"Tell my girlfriend... my friend wants to date her..."
long pause "rosebud" drop glass orb.
"screw you guys, and I'm going home."
"If you check my medical profile, it says I have zombie-aids at tank level. In other words, all you doctors are screwed."
Cat transformation spell "Nine lives, bitches!"
"when i die don't bury me
in a box in a cemitary.
Out in the garden, would be much better
were I could be pushin' up home grown tomatoes."
quote from song. Home-grown Tomatoes
"Doctor, I am dissapointed you couldn't find a cure in time but thank you for taking me in. god Bless you." hopes to go to heaven.
"what is death but a continuation of life in another mans heart."
"life, a sexually transmitted terminal desiese. Now, I am cured."
"if i had an iv cord, and you had an iv cord, and my iv cord reached waaay across the room like this," I pull out iv cord and die.
"If only Dr. House was here to save me within a 40 minutes..."
"Tell my girlfriend... my friend wants to date her..."
long pause "rosebud" drop glass orb.
"screw you guys, and I'm going home."
"If you check my medical profile, it says I have zombie-aids at tank level. In other words, all you doctors are screwed."
Cat transformation spell "Nine lives, bitches!"
"when i die don't bury me
in a box in a cemitary.
Out in the garden, would be much better
were I could be pushin' up home grown tomatoes."
quote from song. Home-grown Tomatoes
"Doctor, I am dissapointed you couldn't find a cure in time but thank you for taking me in. god Bless you." hopes to go to heaven.
"what is death but a continuation of life in another mans heart."
"life, a sexually transmitted terminal desiese. Now, I am cured."
"if i had an iv cord, and you had an iv cord, and my iv cord reached waaay across the room like this," I pull out iv cord and die.
"If only Dr. House was here to save me within a 40 minutes..."
la-le-lu-li-lo said:No shit?! I bought mine about a year ago as a birthday gift to myself too!antidonkey said:My mother took away the Sonata I was driving [which was supposed to be my previous year's birthday gift], so I decided why not go all out and buy something I actually want?
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I feel like I've found kin![/quote]
Heheh. They are amazing cars. I'd rather have a classic but if that's not going to happen, a 2010 is fine compromise. I'd always wondered what I had been saving all that money up for. I figured it out when the local dealer got 3 highend ones in.
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"They said I'd die alone,In this case they were wrong,I have friends by my side and my family in sight..."
*Death*
*Death*
"This.....Is.....The Painkillaaaah!"
Or even...
"Pillz Here!",
"Activating Nuke"
"The Cake is a Lie!!!
"Why did i delete System 32?"
"Well drinking that gasoline didn't help."
"I left the sprinklers on..."
"EVE is better than World of Warcraft!"
Or even...
"Pillz Here!",
"Activating Nuke"
"The Cake is a Lie!!!
"Why did i delete System 32?"
"Well drinking that gasoline didn't help."
"I left the sprinklers on..."
"EVE is better than World of Warcraft!"
I think that could cause them more sadness than saying "I love you all". It could add feelings of shock, confusion, betrayal, and bitterness (to name a few) to the feelings of loss that I think would be there either way.Lycanthrope321 said: