You're dying.

[Shapsters]

"This is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside dow-" *flatlines*

Ahaha I love you!

I would try to find the humour and quote my favourite show:

"I've made a huge mistake!" *dies*

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I think I'll have to quote Tim Minchen on this:

"Who will the world revolve around now?"

 

[Pwnytail]

"I have come a long way for nothing."

 

[BiffyClyroEqualsSex]

"losing bravo"

 

[Doinstuffman38]

"This platform will self-destruct in 10 seconds. Have a nice day."

 

[KaiRai]

"There's £3 billion I hacked from the government before they gave me this disease...The map is -" *flatlines*

Ultimate mindfuck

 

[carmack]

"What would Gordon Freeman do?"

 

[Explosm]

"-points at a person in the room- your hired assassin failed -points at another person in the room- so did yours.... But mine... is in this room now...." -flatline-

 

[Snowden's Secret]

"Cryptic metaphor!"

 

[Comrade Azza]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

 

[meowman]

I must tell you something. Come closer... closer... no-one else can hear of this... come closer... listen carefully now, as I shall only say this once... BOO!

 

[Ldude893]

Either "Rosebud" or sing to "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life".

 

[Marsell]

E-Recting a Tombstone.

 

[antidonkey]

"I'm tired of this planet and everyone on it."

I like your avatar better than you answer. Is that your Challenger I see there?

Yes it is. I got it in October as a birthday gift to myself because no one else was going to buy it for me. Cheap bastards.

 

[Looking For Alaska]

"How will I ever get out of this labyrinth?"

 

[Toaster Hunter]

"Re-spawn in 3...2...1..."

 

[bigdaddy95]

Hey (insert name here), could you put that cd on please? Thanks.

Then this would play:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qOAERWagog

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Yes it is. I got it in October as a birthday gift to myself because no one else was going to buy it for me. Cheap bastards.

No shit?! I bought mine about a year ago as a birthday gift to myself too! My mother took away the Sonata I was driving [which was supposed to be my previous year's birthday gift], so I decided why not go all out and buy something I actually want?

Spoiler: My Chally baby.

[/spoiler]

I feel like I've found kin!