You're dying.

[Gauntes]

"Why didnt you....DDDOODDDGGGEEEE!!!! bleg" *dies*

I know what you're trying to say. It's that you saw me as your own child because you lack the reproductive organs to produce your own legitimate offspring, right?

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

*blarg*

 

[Kingsman]

"Give it all to..." *bleh*

"Confucius? Boy, have I been barking up the wrong tree!" *blah*

"Tell the wife and kids I love them.

YOUR wife and kids." *blat*

 

[The Heik]

"I... Curse... RAVEN!"

"I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!!!"

 

[ljd184]

DAMM YOU SNACK

 

[IHateDaManSkirt]

*pretends to die and waits a few seconds* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*laughs* Well, I lost. Goodnight.*a few awkward seconds pass and I die*

Yep, that's definitely what I'll do.

 

[Android2137]

I'd probably request that they throw a party and put something funny on my gravestone. Laughing at a funeral and at a dead person isn't in ill taste if the dead asked for it.

 

[Zap Happy]

If you think I'm bad you should see the bear I fought!


That would defiantly get turned into some badass story after I died.

 

[Clueless Hero]

"See ya when I see ya.", lightly doff my driving cap, and die.

 

[JWAN]

I gave it all to the cat...

 

[Atranis]

"Don't worry, this server has a short respawn time.. right?? RIGHT??" -flatlines-

 

[JWAN]

or
Tell your daughter shes...

 

[Hothcliff]

Hopefully my own quote:
"you know, death is the easiest thing in the world. you just breath out and ..."
*dies*

"See ya when I see ya."

NOOOOO, BARNEY! DONT LEAVE ME!!

 

[ezeroast]

"Tell my son.... fat chick... fat chicks climax faster... Arrrrghhhhhh........"

 

[Clueless Hero]

Hopefully my own quote:
"you know, death is the easiest thing in the world. you just breath out and ..."
*dies*

"See ya when I see ya."

NOOOOO, BARNEY! DONT LEAVE ME!!

Oh yeah, huh? I was wondering what I remembered that from.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

You lie in a hospitable bed,you're friends and family by your side,you have contracted a disease with no cure,you're just about to die.
What are your last words?
Personally,I would make my family hate me before I died to spare them sadness,so my last words would be alone the lines of:
"I hate you all."

my last words? "go forth and learn the difference between "your" and "you're." it could save your life someday."

just kidding. i'd probably just say goodbye and ask them to leave me alone. i wouldn't want them to watch me die, so i'd kick them out of the room first.

 

[TheTurtleMan]

It's time to kick ass and chem bubble gum...and I'm all outta gum

 

[Quiet Stranger]

"I....curse.....ZOIIIDBEEERRG!!!"

 

[The Warden]

No, get away from me, I don't want the last thing I see to be you!



OR


Huh? Oh, you can leave, you guys aren't getting anything from my will anyways.

 

[Shemsu-Horus]

OBLIVION AWAITS!.......

 

[Luke5515]

"I heard the greatest joke ever last week! So a man, a duck, and a rabbi are walking and *flatline*"

They'll wonder forever.