You're dying.

[Beartrucci]

Both of these posts are made of epic. Can't really top them.

Just quoting you to say that your avatar is awesome. My favorite album ever.

"My favorite band is N'Sync... my favorite member is Harpo... if there isn't a Harpo, I think there should be... I'm going to write their next hit... A boom boom chicka chicka boom... *dies*"

Cookies for the reference.

Yeah, I love Scenes From a Memory. Every song on there is just awesome.

 

[Computer-Noob]

The combination to stop the nukes is....*dies*

 

[crudus]

Personally,I would make my family hate me before I died to spare them sadness,so my last words would be alone the lines of:
"I hate you all."

That sounds good. I would go with something esoteric or mysterious like "save her" or "they are coming". Just to watch them squirm as I die.

 

[DarkxReaper56]

"I guess its time to get the ALT-F4 out of here"

"Son there's something I have to tell you...I'm not...really..your fath-" just to screw with him

"This body will self destruct in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1" *flatline*

 

[Littlee300]

"Now you will never find the vaccine!!!"

 

[micky]

what has 2 legs and bleeds profusely, a half a cat! then chuckle at my own joke and die winking at the nurse

 

[relish]

"If you fucking put me in the ground I'll haunt the hell out of you!"

 

[Deef]

"You lost... the game."

 

[EgoDeusEst]

"I still thinks thats a funny word though...Buddha...hehe....*dies*"

10 points for the referance!

or for 5 points

"Why didnt you....DDDOODDDGGGEEEE!!!! bleg" *dies*

Frohman [Shovel] Frohman

And the brain damage. And the brain damage. And the brain damage. Oh hi, I didn't see you come in guys!

Whee 15 points for me.

 

[mrblindcat1]

"joey fill me up..."

 

[mrblindcat1]

"I guess its time to get the ALT-F4 out of here"

"Son there's something I have to tell you...I'm not...really..your fath-" just to screw with him

"This body will self destruct in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1" *flatline*

Sir you are my new best friend.

 

[shadow741]

"...the game."

I lost the game, damn you. "Damn it, I just wish I could live to see Duke Nukem Forever or Half Life ep 3."

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Just a nice and simple
"Game Over"
or
"System files deleted"

Why not get a computer to your deathbed, and select the entire C drive, hit delete, and just before you go take the eternal nap, hit Enter.

 

[AboveUp]

"Bury me.... with my... money."

It's worth going out on an old SNES reference, even if nobody gets it.

Oh, come on. Who wouldn't get a classic Sunset Riders gag?

"If I've ever told you a lie, may I be struck down now."

 

[AboveUp]

"Why didnt you....DDDOODDDGGGEEEE!!!! bleg" *dies*

I know what you're trying to say. It's that you saw me as your own child because you lack the reproductive organs to produce your own legitimate offspring, right?

 

[guess who]

"I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious."

After I get through all the sappy stuff, because I would tell my family that I want to end my life with a joke.

 

[Gauntes]

I love all of you who are here..

now I go to my maker
... and Steve, I'll see you in 2 weeks

 

[HitsWithStyxx]

"Hands up if you saw this coming!"

 

[CrysisCore]

"My only regret...is that I have...BONEITIS!"