You're dying.

[roostuf]

I'm dying?....................well...shit...I was hoping I could get a steak and kidney pie, oh well.

 

[w@rew0lf]

"I lost the game."

 

[Parallel Streaks]

"..I always thought there would be a light, but no, blackness. Just blackness.."

End my life on a depressing note, tossing away the hopes of all my friends for some sort of after life.

 

[Stormwaltz]

I'm quitting and I'm taking my guild with me. See you... in Shadowbane... noobs...

 

[1337oranges]

There are three... books... please, take them to... the LIIIIBRAARRYYY

 

[Composer]

"At least I have chicken."

YES!!! ONEMILLION TIMES YES!!!!!!! these would totally be my last words

 

[TheCheesy4]

Both of these posts are made of epic. Can't really top them.

Just quoting you to say that your avatar is awesome. My favorite album ever.

"My favorite band is N'Sync... my favorite member is Harpo... if there isn't a Harpo, I think there should be... I'm going to right their next hit... A boom boom chicka chicka boom... *dies*"

Cookies for the reference.

Kung Pow. I do so want that cookie.

OT, I'd probably say something along the lines of "Now you'll never find the bomb/treasure/puppies"

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Both of these posts are made of epic. Can't really top them.

Just quoting you to say that your avatar is awesome. My favorite album ever.

"My favorite band is N'Sync... my favorite member is Harpo... if there isn't a Harpo, I think there should be... I'm going to write their next hit... A boom boom chicka chicka boom... *dies*"

Cookies for the reference.

Kung Pow. I do so want that cookie.

OT, I'd probably say something along the lines of "Now you'll never find the bomb/treasure/puppies"

Here you go, cookie for you!

Spoiler

 

[Captain Lag]

End quote

 

[Bynine]

Wasn't that fun.

 

[PacRatFilms]

"Rosebud"

 

[EBHughsThe1st]

"Kaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhn............cough."
*Raspy, not a shout*

 

[Kielgasten]

"It´s all a fucking joke anyway..."

 

[Blackhol]

"Stay golden pony-boy"

 

[The Unskilled78]

Don't Grieve, Admiral, 'tis only logical. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one. I never took the Kobyashi Maru test, till now. What do you think of my solution? I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Live Long...and prosper.

 

[Sacman]

"it was colonel Mustard in the dinning room with the chandelier..."
then die...

 

[Taco of flames]

"You were the true Chosen One all along..."
"But the prophecy states that the Chosen One is a diamond born from the rough!"
"I never did tell you about your mother, did I... *dead*"
This seems like a hilarious scene to me for some reason.

Or: "They called me mad! They called me, of all people, a madman! But really, I'm just a bit disappointed that death ray didn't work..."

 

[KiLl_RoY]

"aw crap respawn time"

 

[seamusotorain]

In conclusion... [http://www.entertonement.com/clips/wngrjpdcss--Super-Mario-Bros-Death-MusicMario-Nintendo-Entertainment-System-Super-Mario-Bros-Luigi-]

 

[skeliton112]

Donate my organs and approach it like I'm a buffalo and your indian.... USE EVERY FUCKING PIECE!