You're dying.

[sky14kemea]

Probably..

"Stop... Staring... At me."

'Cause I hate it when people all stare at you :/

Damn my last words are gonna suck...

 

[Ithera]

Id bounce back up fresh as a daisy! Im back fer anudda go!

Erm...no...when my time comes I think I'll be hard pressed to utter anything bad ass or epic. I'll manage some semi decent blubberings and teary regrets but not much else.

 

[syltman]

"Nuclear launch detected"

or...

"Avenge me... blow up the hospital"

 

[moose_man]

A curse on both your houses.

 

[Danpascooch]

You lie in a hospitable bed,you're friends and family by your side,you have contracted a disease with no cure,you're just about to die.
What are your last words?
Personally,I would make my family hate me before I died to spare them sadness,so my last words would be alone the lines of:
"I hate you all."

That would not even CLOSE to spare them any sadness, they would just wonder why you always hated them, that would suck.

 

[Pink dragon]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[avenged undead]

Either

1. The Game

or

2. Tell them I said something cool

 

[Del-Toro]

"well, I've been agnostic for a fair bit of my life, never knowing what lies beyond death but open to the possibilities, and always wondering what the best and worst case scenarios are. Well, the time for thought experiments is over, and there's no going back now, I finally find out the truth! CHARGE!"-flatlines

"My life... it's flashing before my eyes... all these revelations, I... I could have had a V8"

alternatively "...before my eyes...that's where I put it..."

"I blame Japan for this. Don't ask me to explain why"

"I skipped the bargaining and depression stages, do I get a prize or something?"

If I get killed in combat (I want to join the Canadian Army)

"Tell my brother... not to...touch...my stuff...."

"What are you doing, get back to the fight, if they break through you'll be joining me, and I put up with enough of your shit in this life"

 

[Pegghead]

Don't worry about me...I'll be just fine

Thanks to frieeeeeends, on the other side.

 

[loudmouth]

"Fuck you I'm a dragon"
My dad would get it.

he he love it

Mine
"well i was gettng bored anyway"
"i didn't do it,"

(to the nurse) "fancy a quicky?" *wink*

 

[Deleric]

"Respawn in 3...2...1..."

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

That will probably be followed up with the response from your family of: "Huh?"
"Nietzsche!"
"Bless you."

Unless they know things, but I'm just going from my experience of my own family.

 

[LeQuack_Is_Back]

"Please tell me I got the extra life."

 

[Eliam_Dar]

last words to my family: "don't you dare to put a cross over my tomb"

 

[DarkLordofDevon]

"Before I die, you all need to know..."

And they will be forever wondering.

 

[gallaetha_matt]

"Bury me.... with my... money."

It's worth going out on an old SNES reference, even if nobody gets it.

 

[Doc Cannon]

"No teabagging me plz."

 

[Fooshi]

"F*** you all, I'm dying here!"

 

[No-Superman10]

I have hidden $50000 dollars in...*dies*

 

[PhantomCritic]

"...why the hell can I see Hitler?"