You're dying.

[biggles1]

always look on the bright, side of life! badum, badum, badoom bad-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[biggles1]

your mother plays card games in hell!!!! (with a fake kinda demonic voice)
and hopefully i dont need to explain that

you watch littlekuriboh's yu gi oh abridged too? win!

 

[Rawker]

The truth is, I'm still alive, I'm just his clone. He really didn't wanna be with you guys anymore so we killed me so you'd think I'm dead. I'm I'm probably in Australia riding around in a kangaroo's pouch with Yatzhee.

he he he, stereotypes.

 

[BenzSmoke]

"I want to be buried upside down. So everyone who visits my grave can kiss my ass." Then I'd die.

 

[skitzo van]

I'd probably screw with a Bob Dylan song, like this: "Knock Knock Knockin on heaven's... what the hell do you mean you won't let me in?"

 

[Yumi_and_Erea]

"I hope I did an okay job."

 

[mayney93]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

 

[JPH330]

"Don't... waste... money... on a... casket."

You see, I already explained to my family that I want them to save that money that they'd normally spend on my casket and tombstone and all that, and instead dispose of my body by tying cinder blocks to it and dropping it into the ocean via boat or something. They don't seem to be going along with me on this, but I want to make sure to remind them in case they decide to actually listen to me.

 

[jjofearth]

"The Egg of Mantumbi can be found in the Cave of the...*Gary Numan Ringtone* *flatline*"
Cookie for the reference, ppl.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

"Rosebud......"

 

[derelict]

I wouldn't allow it to get that far. Make your own suicide pills for when that time comes..It will save you and your family alot of pain

Wait, you think suicide will save your family grief?

Personally I'd go with "I can see a light...wait, is that a Bueger King sign?"

...just to get them wondering if theres fast food in the afterlife

 

[Pingieking]

"I'll let the people in heaven know how much of ass-holes you all are."

 

[maninahat]

"That medic is a spy."

 

[-AC80-]

1) the nurse is POISONING MEEEEeeeeeeee
2) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
3) i demand a threesome
4) it takes 17 muscles to frown but it takes 7 to pull the trigger of a 50. cal sniper rifle
5) with my dieing/final breath i infect you all, ha ha................ (my favourite)

EDIT: 6) respawn in 5....4....3....2....

 

[Infernai]

"Vae Victus....does anyone else smell something burning..urgh" *dies*

 

[WickedSkin]

"I bet this will work..."
"Go suck lemons all you lefty-hippie-environmentalist morons!"

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

"For Mandalore!"
Knowing how dumb most people I know are, they'd be like "You're obsessed with Halo."
I'd then try to return from the grave and ***** slap every one of them.

 

[Berethond]

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

 

[Megacherv]

"Crab battle..." And here's the reaction...0.o

If you do that, I'll have mine as "OLI-OLI-OLI!!!"