you're favorite lie about your self

[Dr.Susse]

hey its the internet feel free to lie. i know because i invented the internet and the word kitten

 

[imperialwar]

I'm not sure of the longevity of this thread, but : I had people convinced i was my own twin for 2 years.

 

[RetiarySword]

I have convinced people I was born a man.

Work that one out.

 

[Simriel]

That I do not care for other human beings at all.

 

[Kirra]

Whenever someone is playing poker or blackjack i first tell them: "Hey that looks like fun. How do you play it? Oh can i bet money on that? Can i deal, i always wanted to try that.". Works every time.

 

[headshotcatcher]

I'm not sure of the longevity of this thread, but : I had people convinced i was my own twin for 2 years.

Oo master, teach me

*muhahaha*


People believed my second name was Bartholomew for quite a while >.<

 

[traceur_]

I've convinced non-aussies that the drop-bear is our national animal, the aussies here will get the joke.

 

[Dr.Susse]

it is the national animal what are you talking about *wink wink*

 

[Magus44]

That I really want to be an art teacher... The course I'm doing currently... *sigh*
I really want to be a treasure hunter, or run a pacific island flight service, or write or illustrate or run a diner... alas it is not to be...

 

[imperialwar]

I'm not sure of the longevity of this thread, but : I had people convinced i was my own twin for 2 years.

Oo master, teach me

*muhahaha*


People believed my second name was Bartholomew for quite a while >.<

See I have this ability to listen to a persons accent and almost copy it flawlessly.
So taking an Canadian Exchange students accent I became my own brother who had just came from Canada for a visit while "I" went to Canada for a bit.

 

[headshotcatcher]

I'm not sure of the longevity of this thread, but : I had people convinced i was my own twin for 2 years.

Oo master, teach me

*muhahaha*


People believed my second name was Bartholomew for quite a while >.<

See I have this ability to listen to a persons accent and almost copy it flawlessly.
So taking an Canadian Exchange students accent I became my own brother who had just came from Canada for a visit while "I" went to Canada for a bit.

Nice

I'll try that one out sometime when I get new classmates or something

 

[imperialwar]

probably my biggest OMG lie that people believed was I was a martial arts master from a young age that I had been part of a clan war and killed about 100 people after they killed my Girlfriend.

 

[imperialwar]

i also did the accent thing in front of witnesses a few years later.
I met these guys from Bristol who didnt believe i could copy them. So i had them say about 5 sentences to me, and presto one Bristol accent.

I once copied a Chicargo accent to pick up some chicks with a friend. Had them convinced we were chicargo based wharf workers who had caught a ride over on one of the boats for some R+R.
And yes, we both scored

 

[-IT-]

edit: nvm

 

[Hainted]

I've convinced lots of people I have Internet access and regularly post on sites.

 

[Labyrinth]

I started this hilarious rumour a while ago that I am in fact a decent person. Sorry, internet, I can't keep a straight face with that any more.

 

[Taylorcrw]

This isn't about me but its hilarious.

My brother told all his friends in collage that he use to be a national tennis champion. Except after his last game of tennis, he was banned for calling the opposing player the n-word.

 

[Fingerprint]

I'm not sure of the longevity of this thread, but : I had people convinced i was my own twin for 2 years.

That would be an awesome party trick. I wish I could do that, unfortunately I'm a guy and I've got a twin sister so people would have a hard time believing it.

 

[I Am Pigeon]

I've made a 6 year old think I was Santa, then told him I'm not coming to his house again. He wasn't very happy after that.