I don't really talk about myself much on the net. I seem to be slightly prone to getting stalked by chicks (and I'm totally willing to believe that any one of the several "women", who've done this are guys. I'm not delusional). I've had my email, myspace, and CoH accounts hacked 4 times by people who "love" me.
I don't really see the reason to lie I guess. I feel fairly confident that I'm never going to meet you people in real life, so I could give two shits about what I tell you.
People I actually meet on the other hand....well lets just say I've been a divorce attorney, private security consultant, a navy seal, and a massage therapist depending on which stripper/cocktail waitress in Vegas you ask.