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Kirra

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dwightsteel said:
Oh, I get it. This POST is the lie, right? I hope so, because I feel fairly confident that anybody who has ever played a card game, like EVER, might laugh at you for using quite possibly the most obvious card shark line anyone has ever come up with.
You would be surprised how often that works. Probably because i mostly play with people so drunk that they would just give me their money if i ask them nicely.
 

bad rider

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I like to say I'm god, but this applies to people outside of the internet. It's fun taking credit for everything and anything.
 

ssgt splatter

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My girlfriend lives nextdoor to me and we have a VERY intimate relationship. Also, I can get her to come over and we can make eachother feel very "relaxed" on a daily basis.

Top that.
 

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Labyrinth said:
I started this hilarious rumour a while ago that I am in fact a decent person. Sorry, internet, I can't keep a straight face with that any more.

...Wow, you must be an exceptional liar. Didn't they get suspicious when they asked what you were having for lunch and you named their firstborn?

And I lie about nothing much. Mainly just that I like/don't-hate people. It seems if I walk around calling everybody assholes and telling them how much I don't care what they have to say I somehow seem like a bad guy. Oh, and I lie about how weird I am, it comes in through school a bit, but If people could see the real weirdness that I am I would most likely be forced to sit in a corner and be ignored for the rest of my school life...wait, how is that bad?
 

aperpheldy

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traceur_ said:
I've convinced non-aussies that the drop-bear is our national animal, the aussies here will get the joke.
Your a genius. I have a scar, and when i went to Britain i convinced these two people that i got it during the Australian trditional crocadile wresteling match. Every 13 year old ust undergo the trail to become a man.
 

RH3INLAND.

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That I have a Ph.D.

I had it in my MSN display name once, don't really know why, random I guess.

People started believing it.. So I just went along :p

Ah so gullible.
 

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Nickflip said:
I went away on vacation unexpectedly and convinced several people that I was In the hospital.
MAN did that one backfire...
Dammit, now you got us all curious!
 

dwightsteel

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Kirra said:
dwightsteel said:
Oh, I get it. This POST is the lie, right? I hope so, because I feel fairly confident that anybody who has ever played a card game, like EVER, might laugh at you for using quite possibly the most obvious card shark line anyone has ever come up with.
You would be surprised how often that works. Probably because i mostly play with people so drunk that they would just give me their money if i ask them nicely.
Fair enough. I also didn't realize that you're a chick. I imagine you play that line with the pouty lips and your gold.
 

Kirra

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dwightsteel said:
Fair enough. I also didn't realize that you're a chick. I imagine you play that line with the pouty lips and your gold.
Guess that does help and i doubt anyone would suspect i have been practicing card tricks since i was 6 years old.
 

sky14kemea

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no one ever knows my real gender O-o

i always set my profile to male, and because of my personality and hate of all things pink, occasionally on forums and chat rooms people think im a dude ^-^

or maybe i am, you'll have to go to the UK Escapism to find out :O
 

goater24

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I don't bother to lie about myself on the net. The only slight lie I'm guilty of is by saying that I am 6ft when infact I am a shockingly small 5ft 11".

I don't expect people to believe me though,in the same way I find it hard not to believe that some folk on these forums aren't obese men with limited real world social skills. Never mind though eh I'll keep my little secret and most of you can keep yours!
 

goater24

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I don't bother to lie about myself on the net. The only slight lie I'm guilty of is by saying that I am 6ft when infact I am a shockingly small 5ft 11".

I don't expect people to believe me though,in the same way I find it hard not to believe that some folk on these forums aren't obese men with limited real world social skills. Never mind though eh I'll keep my little secret and most of you can keep yours!
 

Labyrinth

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Reaperman Wompa said:
Labyrinth said:
I started this hilarious rumour a while ago that I am in fact a decent person. Sorry, internet, I can't keep a straight face with that any more.

...Wow, you must be an exceptional liar. Didn't they get suspicious when they asked what you were having for lunch and you named their firstborn?
See, I have this really REALLY innocent smile for when I want to get away with cannibalism.
 

dwightsteel

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I don't really talk about myself much on the net. I seem to be slightly prone to getting stalked by chicks (and I'm totally willing to believe that any one of the several "women", who've done this are guys. I'm not delusional). I've had my email, myspace, and CoH accounts hacked 4 times by people who "love" me.

I don't really see the reason to lie I guess. I feel fairly confident that I'm never going to meet you people in real life, so I could give two shits about what I tell you.

People I actually meet on the other hand....well lets just say I've been a divorce attorney, private security consultant, a navy seal, and a massage therapist depending on which stripper/cocktail waitress in Vegas you ask.
 

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sky14kemea said:
no one ever knows my real gender O-o

i always set my profile to male, and because of my personality and hate of all things pink, occasionally on forums and chat rooms people think im a dude ^-^

or maybe i am, you'll have to go to the UK Escapism to find out :O
I thought your secret was your real name?