you're favorite lie about your self

[Lios]

I managed to have a small forum believe I was a sentient synthetic lifeform for a while until the forum went down. I'm good at making things sound convincing.

 

[Beefcakes]

I'm just waiting for Ultrajoe to pop in...

 

[Steve Dark]

For kicks Me and a Girl from University convinced a bunch of people we were cousins.

Then we ended up going out for a while... oh how THAT Backfired...

 

[fenixrising]

The best thing i ever heard about myself was few years ago now. There had been a rumor that I had ran away to london, came out as gay then killed myself.
I still piss myself laughing at it even now, it baffles me how it even started.

 

[Beefcakes]

I'm just waiting for Ultrajoe to come along

 

[fenixrising]

The best thing i ever heard about myself was few years ago now. There had been a rumor that I had ran away to london, came out as gay then killed myself.
I still piss myself laughing at it even now, it baffles me how it even started.

 

[dwightsteel]

Whenever someone is playing poker or blackjack i first tell them: "Hey that looks like fun. How do you play it? Oh can i bet money on that? Can i deal, i always wanted to try that.". Works every time.

Oh, I get it. This POST is the lie, right? I hope so, because I feel fairly confident that anybody who has ever played a card game, like EVER, might laugh at you for using quite possibly the most obvious card shark line anyone has ever come up with.

 

[Lord George]

I convince people often that I'm a decent hearted person, in reality it took me 9 years just to learn how to smile and another 6 to fake emotions. I love the internet and its anonymity.

 

[Bernzz]

I've convinced non-aussies that the drop-bear is our national animal, the aussies here will get the joke.

Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Maybe I should try it...but the foreigners I know are too smart. Although one asked if I could post him a kangaroo for his birthday last month.

 

[Grimm91]

I once got a person to think that I was a college professor by making up bullshit.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

When I was eight I convinced some of my friends I was drunk...8 year olds are so gullible...

 

[Mardy]

That I owned a spaceship, stupid kindergarden children.

 

[internutt]

I am extremely handsome.

 

[lordandmasterpatrick]

I am a god. No seriously! What? Don't you believe me...?

 

[Voodoo Child]

Had people believing I was straight for nearly 18 years.

Booyeah.

 

[Tich]

My biggest lie is that I'm from Britain. It's not because I sound British and I claim to live there, that I am.

 

[Nickflip]

I went away on vacation unexpectedly and convinced several people that I was In the hospital.
MAN did that one backfire...

 

[LeonLethality]

I'm not sure of the longevity of this thread, but : I had people convinced i was my own twin for 2 years.

wow close to me i convinced people i was cloned and from the future until grade 8 it was an april fools joke but it went on so long >.>