you're favorite lie about your self

[Labyrinth]

I would never.

You're doing it wrong, that's a pretty shoddy photoshop job. Besides I'd clearly burst into actual flames in sunlight. That way when I come advancing to nom on people, they're barbecued for me.

 

[HateDread]

I've convinced non-aussies that the drop-bear is our national animal, the aussies here will get the joke.

Your a genius. I have a scar, and when i went to Britain i convinced these two people that i got it during the Australian trditional crocadile wresteling match. Every 13 year old ust undergo the trail to become a man.

Bahaha! I love it.

Got some American's thinking I had a platypus in the bathtub. Now that was weird...

 

[tmasterslayer]

I fought Leonidas in a battle of mortal combat and won.

 

[megapenguinx]

Mmmm... I'm just gonna call my sister, my surgeon and my girlfriend. Hang on a moment...

I'll wait. The results will be worth waiting for.

Kind of like how vampires don't show up on film?
Yeah, I see the implication there.
You thought I wouldn't.
But I did.
*dons tinfoil hat* the guvmint is comin for meeeee

Pfft. Next you'll be implying that I sparkle in sunlight.

I would never.

You just twilight vampire'd Laby....that is pretty bad.
As for my lie, I'm slightly not sane

 

[NotAPie]

I managed to convince someone on garrys mod that I was a girl
The guy started hitting on me, everyone that knew me was all quiet.
Then I told him over the mic "Oh Man....Im SOOOOO Hard For You Right Now"
He left the game, and we were all laughing like hell.

 

[konkwastaken]

Not about myself, but I convinced my girlfriend's mother that a "bear roll [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXUcOei3FUM]" is something unspeakably filthy, but never went into specifics.

That is the single greatest roll ever.

 

[Lord RPGs]

Having people call you Dirk, and still believe that you are called Dirk some four years later.

Dispite the fact that you have become (Unfortunately) more well-known since then. And almost everyone in the year knows you. Stupid ... People.

 

[Labyrinth]

All I had was Paint.
I had to make do.

Also, wouldn't bursting into flames diminish your appetite somewhat?

EDIT: Also I am not even an artist.

But charred people are so tasty!

 

[Labyrinth]

All I had was Paint.
I had to make do.

Also, wouldn't bursting into flames diminish your appetite somewhat?

EDIT: Also I am not even an artist.

But charred people are so tasty!

Fine, but you have to finish your pudding first. How can you eat your meat if you haven't finished your pudding?

You just twilight vampire'd Laby....that is pretty bad.
As for my lie, I'm slightly not sane

She totally asked for it.

How can you mangle your Pink Floyd if you don't know your Queen?

 

[TheFacelessOne]

I got a beach house in the Bahamas.

 

[Labyrinth]

I don't even know what the pudding bit was from.
I think I heard it somewhere...
On The Internet.

I am culturally retarded.

It's from Pink Floyd - Another Brick In The Wall
"If yeh don't eat yeh meat, yeh can't have any puddin'. How can yeh have any puddin' if yeh don't eat yeh meat?"

 

[VaioStreams]

I convinced my Ex for a year that i was my own girlfriend. I still have 100+ people convinced

 

[Thurr]

I am a nice person.

 

[Sir Pysco Sexy]

Ummmm.... I often convince myself that I have more money in my bank account than I actually do.

This... and that I have a huuuuge will....ow.. tree... in the garden...

 

[Ushario]

That I'm a sane and perfectly normal person who can live a productive life in society.

Those fools!

 

[Inverse Skies]

Wait are we meant to post a true lie or a made up one? The OP wording slightly confused me...

True: I was lying to my ex for ages about how I felt... I originally didn't want to hurt her but in the end it was all too much.

False: I'm an avid player in the console wars! Although no-one is ever going to guess who I back! Ha ha ha!