you're favorite lie about your self

[Iron Criterion]

Erm a lie....im not a very charasmatic sexy man XD

 

[Rad_Brad]

I'm sick but green

 

[Sparrow]

That I do not care for other human beings at all.

You love us all, really.

Ho hum... too many lies to keep track of for myself.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

I once got a whole chatroom on Kongregate convinced that I was from Tyrgystan it was fun while it lasted until my friend joined and asked if I wanted to go up to London.

 

[shMerker]

Not about myself, but I convinced my girlfriend's mother that a "bear roll [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXUcOei3FUM]" is something unspeakably filthy, but never went into specifics.

That is the single greatest roll ever.

Actually this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKkezJVJSGM] is. But I'm flattered.

 

[Fingerprint]

Mmmm... I'm just gonna call my sister, my surgeon and my girlfriend. Hang on a moment...

I'll wait. The results will be worth waiting for.

Sorry to dissapoint but my sister said no, my surgeon spoke to my bank manager and they both said no. Curiously though, my girlfriend was all for the idea...

Not quite sure what to make of the last one.

 

[RaNDM G]

Convinced my classmates I suffered from insanity.

 

[Fingerprint]

Mmmm... I'm just gonna call my sister, my surgeon and my girlfriend. Hang on a moment...

I'll wait. The results will be worth waiting for.

Sorry to dissapoint but my sister said no, my surgeon spoke to my bank manager and they both said no. Curiously though, my girlfriend was all for the idea...

Not quite sure what to make of the last one.

You may need to put a leash on her when she's around other girls.
...Actually, you should do that anyways.
That'd be hot.
Ignore that.

Hey, the idea sounds good to me. Sure I may get some funny looks and a lot of slaps from feminists but it'd so be worth it.

Again, hang on a minute...

(5 minutes later)

No, can you believe it, no! *storms of muttering to himself*

 

[Captain Spiral]

My skin tone makes it hard for people to guess my ethnicity so I make something up everytime they ask. Ive been Hawaiian, Egyptian, Part Native American, Mexican, and Part Indian and they always believe me. Im none of those!

 

[Fingerprint]

Hey, the idea sounds good to me. Sure I may get some funny looks and a lot of slaps from feminists but it'd so be worth it.

Again, hang on a minute...

(5 minutes later)

No, can you believe it, no! *storms off muttering to himself*

Most people don't assault others in public.
It's just kind of a thing society has forced on us.
Not beating up others, that is.

Yeah, society has way too many ideals that restrict that sort of thing.
Meh, you cant win them all...

 

[ConstantJoe]

I like to tell people that if you dont use the letter P in a sentence for 3 weeks, your tounge forgets how to pronounce them.

It always works.