You're going to die.

[ElTigreSantiago]

Getting bit by a zombie and then crashing a plane into a massive group of them before I turn.

 

[ThatDamnedBadger]

running into a army with a single assault rifle screaming "BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKERS!" while killing at least 40 people. Or dying while saying "Hey, give me back my leg bone, OW, dont hit me with it!"

 

[Tasachan]

As a teen I wanted to go out in a freakish way. Nothing painful, just memorable. You know, like "don't eat 20 bags of cotton candy, someone actually died from that!"

But now that I'm a mother, I want warning and I want to be able to say goodbye and help my kids cope, so I guess I choose illness.

 

[swolf]

You know that powered wheel chair commercial where the old person is at the Grand Canyon? Well, I'd take it over the edge. That would be interesting. Or something insane.

 

[crudus]

Death via Agni Kai or some similar battle.

 

[JochemDude]

Desert Eagle .50 Action Express. Back of the Head. Like a Watermelon.

You mean something like this
http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/
Warning some might find this image extremely disturbing

 

[AfroTree]

as long as it aint this im happy

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Dying for what i believe in.

 

[GuideBot]

Desert Eagle .50 Action Express. Back of the Head. Like a Watermelon.

You mean something like this
http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/
Warning some might find this image extremely disturbing

Jeebus. That's pretty gross.

At least this way its over in an instant; I'd not have to worry about these side effects.

 

[Paksenarrion]

By my own hands.

...because my evil clone (or is she the good one?) fights me to the death with lightsabers.

 

[Carlan]

A lethal dose of heroine perhaps. Chemically induced bliss is still bliss, but lethal doses mean I don't have to deal with the messy consequences.

 

[DiMono]

Protecting a loved one, though I'd rather it not come to that.

 

[Naleh]

Doing something incredible.

Part of a crew on a one-way mission to Mars, for example.

 

[Delta 3 Actual]

orgy.