You're going to jail - one item with you

[Yeq]

A single lockpick. I sure hope it doesn't break and I lose both my contraband and a small amount of stats!

 

[TheTurtleMan]

A supermodel with built in internet and xbox capabilities. Hell I'd go to jail in real life if that's what I could get.

 

[therookie95]

Either something to force sleep for an extended period of time (like a frezzer or sleeping pod)so I can just sleep until the prison and staff are all gone/dead/nuked off the face of the earth
or a landshark/t-rex hybrid, but at the end of the day I have to go back to prison

 

[Kukakkau]

A massive wad of cash (as in a fair few million)- bribe my way out and if that fails buy some awesome contraband from the gaurds or other inmates and of course my own personal cell and shower time (Hah! Take that soapy!)

 

[Legend of J]

A gun.

 

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[Sansha]

A supermodel with built in internet and xbox capabilities. Hell I'd go to jail in real life if that's what I could get.

I think the discussion is concluded with this chap.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

The key out.

Seriously, though, I'd go for a pair of my own underpants. I'm sure the govt. issued ones aren't that terrific...

 

[Tharwen]

I'd bring a perfectly functional reality simulator so I could simulate not being in jail.

My PC obviously? What else can provide endless hours of entertainment?

But they have no internet connection in prison...

 

[JRShield]

Assuming I have a window:

 

[Hollock]

i'd bring a Menocu buttplug.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Rehabilitation of criminals is a far better option than pure and hellish punishment.

If it works...

But many people in prison are repeat offenders.

 

[Nihlex]

A pumpkin... if it exists

Andrew Hussle fan? =P

I would bring an acoustic guitar I suppose.

 

[Deleric]

This would be good.

Yes.

Yes it would.

 

[JLML]

My mind. It's the single most powerful tool at my disposal, and with it I can keep myself busy thinking about that person. And as long as I can do that, I'll be happy.

Then again, I'll have that no matter what.. So I guess I'll bring a picture of that person, or, if the prison has wlan, a laptop so that I can chat/talk/whatever with that person.

 

[Misterian]

A computer with full internet access.

And if I can't get that, I'll take a suicide pill. even if I end up in hell, it's probably less boring than jail.

 

[RadiusXd]

A virtual reality machine linked to a worldwide network of observation and holographic projection satellites.
Not technichally Leaving, plus I wouldnt really need to use the satellites all the time now would I?

 

[ZombieGenesis]

The Lockpick.

Oblivion proved this was the best single item to take for a flawless break-out.

My one question to you; where did your character HIDE that thing?